Elon Musk

The absolute legend that trolled us by naming his son “X Æ A-12” after smoking enough weed to fill one of his rockets

Elon Musk: I wonder what to name our son
Grimes: somthn normal like John or Andy
Elon: I was thinking more like X Æ A-12. Isn’t that great?
Grimes: da fuck wrong witchu get outta here before I beat ur ass

by The idiot who wrote this May 8, 2020

musking up

to work up to

"i was just musking up the courage to do that"

by NOT christen December 14, 2003

cuban musk

any type of stinky ass colonge commonly found on cuban men

BOBBY:"damn!whats that smell?it smells like Windex and piss!
xavi:"oh thats just the cuban musk from el sibonae"

by wellpie February 25, 2009

Elon Musk

An absolute unit

Dude, "Elon Musk" is the best!

by B1ueSkyRes May 12, 2019

Elon musk

Fucking god, he plants trees and sends electric powered vroom vrooms to space

Im going hunting with my Elon musket

by Shrek&onions November 4, 2019

Elon Musk

A position within the government that allows you to smoke weed and sell flame throwers.

Yo bro Obama just called and said Trevor is stepping down from being Elon Musk.

by Elon Obama March 16, 2020

Musk Oxe

When a quimby gets out of hand, the bread in the manwich has to do a little slap-down on the ol' quim with a can of Axe and a very large anal plug, causing the quimby to have a gait like a large oxe with flatulence stinking of uber-douchey Axe. The insubordinate quimby is then known as a Musk Oxe, reminding him of his mistake for a few days, which is usually as long as it takes for the Axe to wear off.

Jared was talking back during our Manwich sesh last night, so Joe had to lay down the law and show him what it's like to be a Musk Oxe.

by Ol' Joey John Dinglefeefer August 22, 2008