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Sound Tight Logic

A type of critical thinking skill where you insert your head up your own anus and talk a bunch of shit and you never have to admit any wrong and can quote non facts and change reality to match your perception of whatever point you're trying to get across at that particular time. Even if it conflicts with something you said 5 minutes ago.

At the same time you've got your head up your anus talking shit, your bowels will be pushing it back the other way and create a vacuum in which sound cannot escape.
"You can't seriously be telling me that, the logic is not sound tight. When was the last time you had an orgasm?"

"Cooking is not baking, you can bake something without cooking it and visa versa. Try using sound tight logic"
by belial July 19, 2012
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Booty tight

Verb: Feeling super scared, nervous that you squeeze your butt cheeks. Thus making your booty all tight.
My girlfriend found a hidden cd in one of my books that she wasn't supposed to see and I got all booty tight.
by Joe tom February 5, 2014
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dont get me tight

“Tight” meaning mad or irritated. People usually say it when they are being irritated. Typically it is slang used by New Yorkers
“Yo dont get me tight seriously
by TheGNIYA April 22, 2018
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the act of loving so much an individual to the point of risking your own well being so the individual is safe and/or healthy.
person a: why would you do that? who are you?
person b: i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition
by trevbee August 27, 2017
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Tight Vagina Energy

The female version of BDE. When a woman is fully secure with herself and does not need external validation e.g. thirsty comments on her IG, filters, money, etc... to know her value.
She doesn’t need you bro because she has tight vagina energy.
by donjuanegro September 4, 2018
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tightpussysyndrome

1.A pussy that is so tight it makes you whip your cream with instant contact. 2. The best type of pussy you can get.
Bob:"Did you get into Emily's pants yet?"
Dylan:" Yeah broski Emily has tightpussysyndrome that thing is so fucking hot"
by JiggaBoo March 3, 2014
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Keep your lettuce tight

Be cool, collected, don’t panic, don’t worry be happy, life is good, things will get better (for example the up and down of dating, work politics, financing issues, personal or group dilemmas, etc.)

Originating from pop singer/songwriter JJMAX’s song “Keep Your Lettuce Tight” released in 2018. JJMAX’s lyrics specifically describe the craziness of dating, but the phrase is used for many situations.
Tom: Hey Noah, what’s wrong?
Noah: My boss is mean and my dog is sick.
Tom: Keep your lettuce tight dude, everything will be okay!
by The Fan November 25, 2018
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