Mega thunder dickslap

Usually performed by people named Thomas with 18 inch penises. The mega thunder dickslap is performed by pulling thy self’s pants down and stroking thy massive 18 inch penis. Then, one spins in a rotation fast enough to cause thy penis to gain momentum. Then, when the time comes, one stops the circular rotation and jumps in the air with penis in hand, and strikes down upon its target. And that is the mega thunder dickslap.

Did you hear how that guy Thomas did a mega thunder dickslap on that other kid?

by Vagina_destroyer.420 June 17, 2019

Thighs of thunder

normal human thighs.

thighs of thunder are normal human thighs.

by 91lwt July 22, 2022

nordic thunder cock

A very very large cock belonging to a Nordic or viking-esk large hairy man.

Wow, look at that Viking's nordic thunder cock as it plunges into the depths of her Icelandic ocean!

by Mystic Waves April 29, 2006

morning thunder

I highly audible fart experienced first thing when one awakes. Often characterised by it's lack of flavour, dry texture and longevity. Often gives a great feeling of satisfaction.

Ahhh, I feel better for that morning thunder'

by McGinty September 6, 2006

grundle thunder

when youre banging a fat chick and your nuts slap your grundle then her taint so furiously that it makes a boom boom clap sound.the reason the sound is boom boom clap is because one boom for you one fer her and then the clap is the sound of her thighs smacking together.

neil was banging this fat chick so hard that all that his buddies next door heard was grundle thunder. Neil then walked out with bloody ears when he exeperienced sonic boom.

by ivcabel August 7, 2006

Dr. Thunder

A cheap version of Dr.Pepper that you can find at Walmart. Dr.Thunder tastes exactly the way Dr.Pepper does, but it cost 67 cents not 1.29. :)

I drove my beat-up car down to Walmart to buy some food for the party. I only had 10 bucks so I had to spend it wisely. As I entered the store I grabbed a rust-covered cart and zoomed down the aisle and filled my cart with soda, chips, and candy.
Then my celly rang, it was my mom. "Make sure you get some Dr. Thunder Gertrude!". she yelled.

by dametrah May 8, 2008

Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher

A dance that involves two black girls on the dance floor putting in work while everyone watches. One thick and one skinny

Damn, is that Chanel and Lindsay doing the Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher while we are here at The Crier

by SPAMDELIGHT September 26, 2010