Touch Cookie is an act used for sexual gratification orginating in eastern Bulgaria created under the name of 'докосване бисквитка'.
The act relies upon digestive timing and requires the receiver to be ready to 'lay cable' so to speak. At this pinnacle moment the person carrying out the act of 'touch cookie' would insert their tongue into the receivers anus until it touched the awaiting faecal matter firmly, the receiver would then gain sensation of having the faecal matter pushed back up slightly into the colon and the giver would gain gratification based on a prerequisite affection for 'scat play'.
The act relies upon digestive timing and requires the receiver to be ready to 'lay cable' so to speak. At this pinnacle moment the person carrying out the act of 'touch cookie' would insert their tongue into the receivers anus until it touched the awaiting faecal matter firmly, the receiver would then gain sensation of having the faecal matter pushed back up slightly into the colon and the giver would gain gratification based on a prerequisite affection for 'scat play'.
'Did you hear Katie and Julia were playing touch cookie last night?? how rank is that? poked her poop with her tongue!!'
or as an insult as an alternative to 'eat/lick shit'
'Why don't you just go touch cookie and die, you asshole!'
or as an insult as an alternative to 'eat/lick shit'
'Why don't you just go touch cookie and die, you asshole!'
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The toucher club is when you take a shit and the poo touches the water in the bowl before it breaks off from
Jimmy: "Oh man, last night's tacos went straight through me! Don't think I'll shit solid for a week."
Barnesy:"Ha! Unlucky! I've joined the toucher club twice today, I'n as regular as clockwork."
Barnesy:"Ha! Unlucky! I've joined the toucher club twice today, I'n as regular as clockwork."
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Get the Toucher mug.The ability to make an NES game work when it will not load properly. This can be achieved to pushing it in lightly, slamming it down, or, the classic blowing into the cartridge.
This problem often occurs due to the age and condition of the cartridge.
This problem often occurs due to the age and condition of the cartridge.
Aaron: "Damn! Mike Tyson's Punch Out won't work! I've tried everything!"
Bill: "It's okay man, let Mark try it, he's got the Nintendo touch"
Bill: "It's okay man, let Mark try it, he's got the Nintendo touch"
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Get the Nintendo touch mug.A One Touch is to drink, as quickly as you can, the drink in your hand, but only touch the tip of the bottle, rim of the glass, or edge of the can, one time to your lips. One Touches are often initiated by someone yelling One Touch and includes everyone within ear shot with a drink to join in. Often times during a One Touch, participants will take a knee while drinking, as an act of showmanship and for attention grabbing. A One Touch can also be known as a One T for those who are pressed for time. The One Touch is best performed in heavily public areas, for example: Family Restaurants, Music Festival Camp Grounds, Walmart, etc.
Scott: ONE TOUCH !!!
Matt: *Takes a knee and drinks*
Jess: *Takes a knee and drinks*
Nick: *Takes a knee and drinks*
Jared: *Takes a knee and drinks*
Matt: *Takes a knee and drinks*
Jess: *Takes a knee and drinks*
Nick: *Takes a knee and drinks*
Jared: *Takes a knee and drinks*
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