Ultimate Douchebag

The term refers to a guy who has more than one of the objects listed:

A. Tribal Tattoo
B. Earrings
C. Ed Hardy Shirt
D. Spiked Hair
E. All of the above

An ultimate douchebag can also be a guy who uses his girlfriend for either:

A. Their car
B. Their money
C. Sex
D. All of the above

Alana: See that guy with the tribal tattoo and Ed Hardy shirt?
Kayla: Yeah, he is definitely an ultimate douchebag.

by kkmay93 September 15, 2009

ultimate jackass

to do something so stupid that you lose your life.

Timothey Treadwell was the ultimate jackass when he became lunch meat for the brown bears at Katmai National Park

by Kajoe September 04, 2006

Ultimate Manliness

Someone whose manliness is of a considerably vast level of superiority.

Blake is a prime example of ultimate manliness because of his ability to be ultimately manly.

by Blake, yes... Blake March 14, 2009

ultimate embrace

1. This position is not simple sex, it’s true lovemaking in the complete sense of the word. Begin with the female on top position. The woman should sit up straight and get comfortable. Now, the man sits up with her, holding her in his arms and she holding him. Now the important part: do nothing. Don’t move, just look at each other, hold each other or talk lovingly to one another. Kiss for a while, laugh, close your eyes. For the next while, just enjoy the feeling of ultimate closeness and tenderness. Those deeply in love will relish this one the most.

Once we were married we truly enjoyed the ultimate embrace.

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

Ultimate Frisbee

Also reffered to as 'Ultimate' A great game that is sweeping the nation, and that only fags could dislike

Who's up for a game of Ultimate Frisbee?

by The ErectileProjectile November 16, 2006

ultimate situps

A prank. The victim is challenged to a feat of strength. Once he accepts, he lies down on his back between two other people, they all link arms, and the middle person must do as many situps as he can, lifting the dead weight of the other two people.

When he has done as many as he can, and is exhausted, a fourth person runs over and sits on the victim's face while the other two hold him down.

"Damnit, I've got crack hair in my teeth... I should have known ultimate situps aren't real."

by Diarmaid June 30, 2006

ultimate beastmaster

A legendary human capable of birthing the nastiest of dumps (by odor, by girth, and by sheer mass).

My god!! Whoever used the restroom before me didn't flush, the odor nearly choked me, and when I tried to flush it, it jammed half way down... Whoever it was, truly he was an ultimate beastmaster.

by Gorblath March 04, 2017