Scoop and Stuff

When a desperate chick wants to trap a guy into a relationship, she grabs the used condom out of the trash, "scoops" out the jizz and "stuffs" it into her pussy

Or jizzing on her stomach and catching her stuffing it in her pussy. To do the scoop and stuff

by FMDP GDMFK October 22, 2011

Poopity Scoop

When you are taking a shit and someone steals something from your house.

John was taking a shit when his buddy came in and poopity scooped his watch

by HyperFirez June 15, 2018

poop scoop

like the word says, a scoop to scoop poop.
It's a scoop that many diggers use, even for earth, but in this case it's only used for poop!

A dog pooped in my garden!

Use a poop scoop!

The poop collector has arrived!

Get your poop in order, you better have some poop to share with this guy, 'cause noone messes with the poopman!

by Fukaface! November 13, 2011

hood scoop

sticking one's hand down the front of a girl's pants/skirt on a dance floor

Sambo was grinding with this bitch and he went for the Hood Scoop!

by Phil E. Blunt March 31, 2006

two scoops

When you grab and squeeze a girl/woman's breasts.

Guy-How many raisin's are in Raisin Bran??
Girl-Uh...I don't know..wtf are you talking about?
Guy-*Grabs the girls chest* Two scoops!

by FiremanPhil May 14, 2008

scoop shank

The art of "scooping" another persons breast either male or female with a shanking upward thrust.

I was sitting there doing my homework and out of nowhere jerome came and scoop shanked me.

by somebodyelse312 March 15, 2009

scooped clean

When a woman get their uterus surgically removed

My girlfriend just got scooped clean last week!

by III juju July 13, 2021