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Guru Hentai

Very fucked up shit. If your friends recommend it to you don't be friends with him anymore.
If your the person recommending it. FUCK YOU. If you have a Guru fetish. your disgusting.
1: Dude whats that.
2.Its Guru Hentai.
1.Dude wtf is wrong with you?
by Electronicz?Nahm8 December 6, 2020
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Guru Goggles

Noun. Guru Goggles are not physical. They are metaphorical, and refer to the way in which people become devoted to a charismatic authority figure (like a guru). It refers to the level of intensity to which people become focused on, or attracted to, a guru, beyond anything else; which relate to spiritual bypassing and pathological altruism. The harder someone is attached to a guru, the stronger, we can say, the prescription of their guru goggles, is.
The prescription of his "guru goggles" is too strong. He can't see that the guy is a really bad. No matter what you say, he won't change his mind.
by psdmccartney September 30, 2018
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GURU

A person who likes taping Himself and his things. He loves to fuck with albanians, chines, and other immigrates. No one can be more smart, sapient and PORCODDIO than him. He also create the University of Varese.
Do you know someone who can destroy my anus?
oh, fuck yeah, he is a Guru of it. But he does it only if you are an immigrate.
by PapiLocoMamacita December 1, 2022
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Edgy guru

An edgy guru is someone who excels in edgyness. They don’t have to make any effort to be cool or stand out it just comes naturally. Activities include tree climbing, being a hooligan and not giving a damn.
Alex is a bit of an edgy guru
by Mrbig696969 January 17, 2019
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Motorcycle guru

I know a good motorcycle guru. Ask her anything about motorcycles, she knows everything there is to know about them. She has read all the brochures and something about it makes her feel tougher, so she started calling people pal even though she never talked that way as a kid, and it's weird when you hear somebody start talking weird in their 30s. It would be like somebody who tried to keep everybody around them from cursing or using language that didn't come from a Disney film or show most of the time suddenly talking like a badass.
by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022
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Guru dell'informatica

Davide Furfaro, è questo il nome dello storico e leggendario guru dell'informatica,
si racconta che l'informatica non abbia segreti per lui.
Guru dell'informatica per tutto e tutti
by UnAllievoDelGuru August 30, 2020
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