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During sex a woman deficates into a males hands. They then exchange handshakes whilst reciting the American national anthem
During sex the other night, me and Dave tried the Obama surprise
by Mrbig696969 December 28, 2016
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An edgy guru is someone who excels in edgyness. They don’t have to make any effort to be cool or stand out it just comes naturally. Activities include tree climbing, being a hooligan and not giving a damn.
by Mrbig696969 January 17, 2019
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