Rod Ramming

Very similar to a jousting match during the medieval era, but using penises instead of large, metal spears. Two men will charge at each other naked with their hands tied behind their backs and massive erections. The winner is decided when a man gets hit so incredibly hard by the other man's erection that he falls over.
Jim and Dan both wanted something, so to decide who gets what they want they both agreed to a Rod Ramming match.
by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 10, 2015
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Bionic Rod

The desired result of taking Viagra
Before his rendezvous with Keith, Gary Mcintosh always makes sure he's packing his Bionic Rod
by brian humphrey March 09, 2005
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wrinkle rod

The man's vagina killing tool!! Or penis!!
Joe told Sam that Sally rode the fuck out of my wrinkle rod last night till she passed out. If you don't believe me look it up!! No dat!!
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flesh rod

term describing penis
'bend over and i'll stick my flesh rod in yo' ass'
by Luke Webber May 16, 2005
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Rod Pasting

Gorilla-gluing your dick-hole shut.
I'd rather be rod pasting than playing Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric! Infact I'd rather fucking staple my nutsack to the ceiling!
by CoatlessEskimo9 May 01, 2016
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stink rod

A alternative word for feces. Signifies excrement that is rather harsh/brute.
Someone neglected to flush that nasty "stink rod" down the toilet.
by maxrate September 26, 2010
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Rod Hull

A 'Rod Hull' is the act of falling off something and usually dying in the process. The 'Full Rod Hull' is falling off your roof whilst fixing a television aerial.
"I did a Rod Hull off the kitchen counter last night"
"Did you die"
"Not quite"
by William Bixby August 14, 2007
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