Elon Musk

The absolute legend that trolled us by naming his son “X Æ A-12” after smoking enough weed to fill one of his rockets

Elon Musk: I wonder what to name our son
Grimes: somthn normal like John or Andy
Elon: I was thinking more like X Æ A-12. Isn’t that great?
Grimes: da fuck wrong witchu get outta here before I beat ur ass

by The idiot who wrote this May 8, 2020

musking up

to work up to

"i was just musking up the courage to do that"

by NOT christen December 14, 2003

cuban musk

any type of stinky ass colonge commonly found on cuban men

BOBBY:"damn!whats that smell?it smells like Windex and piss!
xavi:"oh thats just the cuban musk from el sibonae"

by wellpie February 25, 2009

Elon Musk

An absolute unit

Dude, "Elon Musk" is the best!

by B1ueSkyRes May 12, 2019

Elon musk

Fucking god, he plants trees and sends electric powered vroom vrooms to space

Im going hunting with my Elon musket

by Shrek&onions November 4, 2019

Elon Musk

A position within the government that allows you to smoke weed and sell flame throwers.

Yo bro Obama just called and said Trevor is stepping down from being Elon Musk.

by Elon Obama March 16, 2020

Musk Touch

Like the Midas Touch, but for Elon Musk. Everything he comes into contact with becomes sexier, no exceptions. e.g. Rockets, space suits, cars, over-sized blowtorches, etc.

"Hey, did you hear about the new merch that Tesla is releasing?"
"Yeah, it's got the Musk Touch."

by traps ain't gay October 28, 2018