Keg la ga

A dumbass who does something really rad.

Damn you just lobbed your headass down the stairs. Your such a Keg la ga

by Fhuu Kang April 09, 2019

Portuguese keg stand

An attempted keg stand with no help from anyone whatsoever. Usually resulting in utter failure (knocked over keg, face plant, etc). Believed to be started by a drunken FSU fan celebrating their victory over Boston College on November 3rd, 2007.

i was at my a party at my friends apartment the other night, when i heard someone holler "Portuguese Keg stand" and then proceed to dive head-first onto the keg. Hilarity ensued.

by Stuart F. November 05, 2007

Klassic Keg Komeback

What one says to anyone who only uses nou to respond to any insult. Since there is nothing much to counter this retort, the Klassic Keg Komeback, or KKK, was coined to point out the lack of skill of the insultee. Named after what Internet nerds sometimes resort to after hitting the keg too often.

Dude: You just threw up all over the place.
Nerd: nou
Dude: You also spilled beer on the couch.
Nerd: nou
Dude: YOU HAVE SINGLE-HANDEDLY FORCED EVERY CHICK AWAY FROM THIS PARTY!!
Nerd: nou
Dude: Klassic Keg Komeback. :|
Nerd: ...

...

nou

by sonicsnare September 23, 2009

Kegs 'n' Eggs

Consuming the remains of the previous night's keg first thing in the morning, usually while hung over, accompanied by eggs and occasionally beerios

Jim: my head hurts, did we finish that keg last night?
Joe: I don't think so...
Jim: Excellent, time for Kegs 'n' Eggs!!!

by Adam K July 11, 2005

Keg Patrick's Day

The Saturday closest to St. Patrick's Day when it falls on a boring weekday. This may include a city parade where everyone drinks, followed by a night getting even more drunk.

Seamus: Dude, St. Pattie's Day is on a Tuesday this year! That sucks!

Connor: Yeah, but at least we can celebrate Keg Patrick's Day this Saturday!

by GladysRules46 March 16, 2009

tap dat keg

To have sexual relation with a fat assed woman generally resulting in ridicule.

Yo, look at dat ass...its huge...mmmmmmm

Yo, you dont wanna tap dat keg.

by Sir sabins the swank March 17, 2003

Keg Bitch

An olde english vassal assigned the bothersome task of finding,haggling and aqquiring a keg. Its modern form manifests itself through a self-titled ".com" web address.

yo go to Keg Bitch and find the best deals on beer in Boone!

by KegBitch April 16, 2009