Flapjack skeet skeet

A Girl who has a flat pancake ass sprinkled with skeet skeet
That girls flapjack skeet skeet is so flat you would rip it.
by Mike Joneson July 4, 2006
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flip me like a flapjack

"...and then he spilled his soda all over me, he didn't give me any gas money even though I drove him all the way to Boston, and he didn't even kiss me goodnight!"
"Oh come on, flip me like a flapjack."
"Well, okay, he did pay for my dinner, and the soda was probably an accident. And I did offer to drive him to Boston."
by bambi1234567 May 29, 2009
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A Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party is always set in a garage, VERY DANGEROUS, the Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party entails a bitch, first step is to flip a bitch in a 540 degree motion from stomach to back. Then quickly splurge maple syrup, on top of said bitch. (3-5 seconds is precisely the right time to splurge) After the splurging, conclude to shove mushrooms (sorted by size, first start with smallest) into the bitch's mouth. Thirdly, smash the bitches knee caps with a disco ball. After toss the remains of said disco ball over your head and start having sex.
"Dude me and my girl had the Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party done last week. You should try it!"
by IHasNoFriendz December 15, 2018
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Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine
by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021
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The best feeling in the world. When everything in life is just right.
"I feel like a slab of butter melting on a big ole' pile of flapjacks!"
by MeltButterFlapjacks September 19, 2009
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Marmalade flapjack

Any unusual sexual act between two consenting young people that only occurs because they both know that they're not supposed to be sleeping together. A common euphemism that went around schools in southern England in the late 1980s.
"Tracey and that there Sandra did the marmalade flapjack in the bathroom at Wayne's party and they had to replace the shower head after."

"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"
by Jack The Bodiless January 24, 2023
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flapjack

"you don't know what two squared is? You utter flapjack"
by Donaugustine July 14, 2016
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