BONER'D THE FUCK UP 

To dismisses prior grievances when aroused. The removal of morality when primally motivated.

"At first I was like "Oh fuck no not more forced rape >:( "
BUT THEN I BONER'D THE FUCK UP!"i♥Fakku

BONER'D THE FUCK UP by bloodfrost September 27, 2011

Wes'd the bed 

Similar to wetting the bed, but caused by sharting instead of urinating.

Confused Friend: "Dude, why was the hotel maid changing the sheets in our room today?"

Guilty Party: "Sorry bro, I just Wes'd the bed and had to call housekeeping".

Disgusted Friend: "WTF???"

Wes'd the bed by vegashockey June 7, 2011

Serious'd The Fuck Up

When one's complexion or demeanor shifts from lighthearted to straightforward. Describes when seriousness was quickly obtained.

At first, I was like ^.^

But then I serious'd the fuck up.

Serious'd The Fuck Up by Lymür Awsumsaws January 11, 2009

The Five D's 

1. Deformed
2. Deranged
3. Dysfunctional
4. Defective
5. Demented

Someone who is ratchet is probably all of The Five D's

The Five D's by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014

Jim the Cop'd 

To spill beer on ones shirt when chugging. First used on the show "Three Sheets" on MOJO.

Tom would've won the drinking contest, but he was disqualified when he Jim the Cop'd.

Jim the Cop'd by Necroletariat January 13, 2008

the big d 

the big d is a short term of the big dick and can be used to imply that people want it

1- hey dude
2- shut up
1- just cuz i have the big D and you want it
2- so did your mom last night

the big d by All this 4skin January 8, 2013

The Chris D'Elia Defense

When you try to defend yourself against something you proabably did by saying "I know it looks bad".

When accused of sexual harassment and sexual assualt, comedian Chris D'Elia acknowledged the evidence against him saying, "First of all, I do know how it looks with all the stuff that's been said and the emails that have been put out there and what the media has been trying to say and I know it looks bad."

Chris' girlfriend accused him of cheating after seeing exchanged pictures on his phone yesterday. But Chris pleaded The Chris D'Elia Defense, saying "I know it looks bad".

The Chris D'Elia Defense by austinpowersyellowteeth January 25, 2022