get cobbed

a synonym for the phrase get fucked often used by vegans and christian moms

Becky is so rude. That bitch can get cobbed.

by chronic migraine January 24, 2019

Raw Cobbing

When you remove every individual kernel from a cob of corn and stick them in someone's ass one by one. Afterwards, insert the "raw cob" in the person's ass to complete the sex act.

Peter enjoys raw cobbing as it is his kink.

by Pablo the Gablo January 24, 2019

cob knobber

The act of a woman not being able to fit a large penis in her mouth at which point she only able to lick of munch on the side of the penis back and forth in a typewriter movement as if you are nibbling on a ear of corn. This is a true "cob knobber".

Words also used: cob knobbin', cob knob, cob knobbler

Woman to man: "Oh my God! That's so big I can't fit it in my mouth! I will have to cob knob it."

Man to woman: " I hope your a good cob knobber because I an very well endowed,"

by Pun_King300 January 27, 2017

Cleaning the cob

Sucking a dick

I love giving head, by that I mean cleaning the cob.

by Kivan123 August 30, 2022

Pop Cob

The rind, or leftover stick from a popsicle or lollipop.

"Save me all of your Pop Cobs Gary, I'm saving them for a shrine of Ben Stiller."

by Popsicle stick January 4, 2018

corn on the cob

after anal sexual desires are forfilled, you take the penis out, if there is reminances of corn, you make the oral hostess eat the corn, thus inducing vomit and emotional scaring

i made that ho give me a corn on the cob

by paul December 3, 2003

cob-dick

a variation of chode meaning that the shape of someone's dick is that of a corn cob

Troy:Hey Kev how'd your date go last nite?

Kev: not so good troy my cob-dick lacked the penatration capabilites so i just pulled my pants up and went home

by [SGT]Raptor August 10, 2009