Bridget, I cannot go out tonight. The laundry terrorist is forcing me to go to the laundromat and do my laundry and wash his towel.
by Nards March 12, 2003
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"Hey, Bill, you heard what happened to Cletus?"
"Yeah, he went to prison for being a Christian Terrorist fucktard. He'll probably get raped pretty hard in there."
"Yeah, he went to prison for being a Christian Terrorist fucktard. He'll probably get raped pretty hard in there."
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by cheddacheeze June 10, 2008
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Person 1: "My baby is not a boy just because he has male genitals and I thank you to stop using such statements"
Person 2: "Yeah ok Gender Terrorist, what pronoun should i use then?"
Person 2: "Yeah ok Gender Terrorist, what pronoun should i use then?"
by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017
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Sophie: Hey Miranda, how did it go with voldermort on saturday night?
Miranda: Well we tried out this new thing. At first i was scared but Voldermort assured me that it was going to be alright. With the terrorists there in action, they saluted and blew their load.
Sophie: Oh whats it called?
Miranda: Well Voldermort told me it was called 'Terrorists in the Cave".
Miranda: Well we tried out this new thing. At first i was scared but Voldermort assured me that it was going to be alright. With the terrorists there in action, they saluted and blew their load.
Sophie: Oh whats it called?
Miranda: Well Voldermort told me it was called 'Terrorists in the Cave".
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Get the Terrorist mug.An underground organization with chapters in most Puerto Rican schools, founded in opposition to the Terror Unit. The CT-Unit, as it is known, promotes respect for one's elders and for the social order in the school. It is formed from most of the cliques in the school, with each having at least one representative in the body of the Unit.
Its organizational structure is also far more complicated than that of its opponents. Directors, the leaders of each chapter, are elected by the body at large, while the Directors themselves choose one as General Director. Each Director then chooses a member from the body to be a sort of under-Director, though this member holds no official rank.
The CT-Unit does its best not to utilize the verbal and physical abuse that mark its opponent; however, sometimes it is necessary for CTs to take violent action in defense of another or others. Directors are generally empowered to institute different policies regarding physical action; most commonly, if a T-Unit member attacks a CT, the Director calls for an all-out war against the T-Unit in that school.
Its organizational structure is also far more complicated than that of its opponents. Directors, the leaders of each chapter, are elected by the body at large, while the Directors themselves choose one as General Director. Each Director then chooses a member from the body to be a sort of under-Director, though this member holds no official rank.
The CT-Unit does its best not to utilize the verbal and physical abuse that mark its opponent; however, sometimes it is necessary for CTs to take violent action in defense of another or others. Directors are generally empowered to institute different policies regarding physical action; most commonly, if a T-Unit member attacks a CT, the Director calls for an all-out war against the T-Unit in that school.
Mario: "You're in the Counter-Terrorist Unit now?"
John: "Yeah, I just caught one of those little T-Unit morons hitting a kid yesterday."
Mario: "Kicked his ass?"
John: "You know it! I'm thinking of running for Director, actually!"
John: "Yeah, I just caught one of those little T-Unit morons hitting a kid yesterday."
Mario: "Kicked his ass?"
John: "You know it! I'm thinking of running for Director, actually!"
by The Red-Hatted Plumber April 28, 2006
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