telephone

1) n. An antiquaited communication device with a handset for listening and speaking into, either directly connected by multi-strand wire or with a battery and transmitter to a base receiver, either type also tethered to the wall and connected to an external line out to the ethernet or phone system.
2) n. The defining communication method of the 20th century, connecting people around the planet, and ending isolation anywhere in the world.

Grandma, tell us about how you use to have a phone that was tied to the wall that you couldn't take anywhere.

by cunninglinguist May 16, 2005

telephoto

Telephoto is commonly referred to telephoto lenses (or tele), for SLRs and some point and shoot cameras. Telephoto lenses on SLRs could range from the mild 100mm to strong 600mm, or even 800-1600mm, with a teleconverter. Tele lenses tend to be very large, depending on how fast they are and thier focal length. Canon's L-series "white lenses" seen at sporting events are commonly f/2.8 for 400mm, or f/4 for 600mm (there are tons of focal lengths and apertures in between). Common optical problems that plague most teles are vignetting, barrel distortion, Pincushion distortion, and chromatic aberration (also known as purple fringing). Most telephoto lenses, and all fast ones, are very expensive. There are cheap ones out there, like the Nikkor 70-300 f/4-5.6G (which you could easily get for about $170). But if you want a pro quality paparazzi/sports style lens like Canon's 600mm f/4L IS USM, you'll have to invest a little under $9000.

Although expensive, telephoto lenses are really fun to shoot! Sell a kidney!

by Kodiac1 April 27, 2007

telephone call

One breast in the ear and one in the mouth

Making a telephone call. Similar to motor boating without the sound

by Loves2Poop December 2, 2013

Tabasco Telephone

The performance of covering the receiving end of a telephone with Tabasco sauce, then plowing it into your girlfriends anus. Then remove it, and call your parents.

Dude, I really want to give her a Tabasco Telephone. Yeah man that would be sweet.

by big old boner November 11, 2009

Tucker Telephone

A Tucker Telephone is the electrical magneto unit of a field telephone that has been modified to administer an electrical shock. Named after a Warden Tucker from a Georgia prison who used it to torture inmates, it has now become a popular device in BDSM electrical play.

My sub was getting out of line so I hooked his balls up to the old Tucker Telephone

by Inspector Gadget March 15, 2005

Telephuck

A synonym for phone sex.
I was listening to 'Telephone' by Lady Gaga, and it almost sounds like she is saying "Stop telephuckng me."

Verb-

telephuck
Eg. I wanna telephuck you, cos i'm bored and miss you.

telephucking
Eg. I was telephucking this chic last night when my girlfriend walked in.

by StopTelephuckingMe April 17, 2010

teleaha

Teleaha is an amazing person pretty much the definition of a Heather. She's may get straight A's in class but she just the typical blond outside of the classroom. She most likely to become a stripper when she's older or the boss of a mafia gang. She may be hot but don't be fooled she is one of the most sneaky people you will ever meet. She's 100% dating that one person everyone ships her with that she says is "just a friend." Don't go looking through her phone for spicy messages trust me you won't find and she has many hidden private social media accounts dedicated just for thoes type of messaging with her boy best friend. She's most likely dated, hooked up or thought about hooking up with everyone you know but no-one else would ever know cause she will denie it. Don't be fooled by how hot a talented she is she can be a total bitch and steal your man in one look.

"watch out Teleaha is flirting with your man again"
"Look Teleaha and her boy best friend must be dating by now, she's even playing with his hair near the bike racks"

by Teleaha October 30, 2020