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Ted Williams

Homeless guy with golden voice, he's a media hype right now.
He is awesome!
Ted Williams has received widespread media attention and is now world famous.
by Alphajura January 5, 2011
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Ted Stare

A stare for such an elongated period of time that it sends a shiver up your very soul.
Dude, I just got the Ted Stare
by whsmedia January 21, 2009
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Ted Stevens

The Alaskan Senator who invented the internet by creating a series of tubes. and just recently these tubes were being clogged by movies streaming across the series of tubes. He belives people are treating it like a big truck
Guy 1: Ted Stevens is out trying to protect the tubes again
Guy 2: oh shi- i thought it was a truck
by All-American-Badass February 21, 2009
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Ted Kennedy

Huge elitist, Masshole in the US Senate. When it looked like he would lose the 1994 race against Mitt Romney the Clinton supported him. To repay them in 2008 he stabbed them in the back, called them racist and threw full support behind noob Barack Obama. Not a big surprise since he has a history of screwing up Democratic elections. In 1980 he challenged Jimmy Carter and was even less coherent in his vision. What he did accomplish was weakening Carter even further and assuring greater Republican success.

In 1965 supported Hart-Celler Act.

"The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs."

Fast forward to 2006-2008. Almost verbatim on so called immigration bills.

On Firearms
“manufacture and sale of handguns should be terminated. Existing handguns should be acquired by the states.”
You don't need guns. Just live in gated homes in posh areas with high police presents like Ted Kennedy.

In 1972 Ted Kennedy got drunk on a flight in Alaska and ran down the aisle yelling "Eskimo power."

I am for replacing Ted Kennedy with the next person that illegally crosses the border.
by Eldridge Cleaver March 18, 2008
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Ted Cruz

When you shit your stomach out on someone's face, then light them on fire to give their skin the leathery texture of Ted Cruz himself.
Yo, I was bouncin on my boys D last weekend and he asked me to do him like Ted Cruz, and he hasn't been the same since.
by AutismoTheThird September 24, 2017
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Ted Kennedy

A bloated pasty slog characterized by a fear of water and morality.
Ted Kennedy (Lardass Liberalis Extremis) is a species prone to serious migrational difficulties, a result of decreased navigational ability usually caused by the mass consumption of alcohol and may account for why the species is facing extinction. Expectedly, most experts agree that the planet as a whole will actually benefit from the inevitable extinction of this species and speculate that the “missing third bullet” has yet to do its work.
by secondarymotion December 29, 2008
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