A stare for such an elongated period of time that it sends a shiver up your very soul.
Dude, I just got the Ted Stare
When a person (preferably a boy) randomly grabs the boobs of a girl he/she is currently talking to, in a feeble atempt to impress his/her friends.
Possibly pissing her off.
"Cal? Did John just do the howe move on that girl?"