Tucker Carlson

Used to be on Crossfire.
Now on "The Situation with Tucker Carlson" on MSNBC.
He's the guy with the bow-tie.
Has problems with public breast-feeding.

"Dude, that bow-tie!"
"I know, Tucker Carlson, man."

by shorelines September 14, 2005

Weiner Tucker

the insertion of the penis between ones legs to make oneself look like a women

Cal was sodomized by a hotdog at his own will and afterwards was called a Weiner Tucker.

by Gwen Pearson August 6, 2006

Tucker

A really cool guy that wears glasses. He's got brown eyes that are so amazing you could just swim in them for eternity. Those eyes bore into your soul, but they have this soft look to them. They just make you melt. The brown hair on his head is like a huge, epic mop. It's really cool looking, trust me. If you're dating a Tucker, then you know that he's the best boyfriend ever to walk the earth. You also know (or will know) that he is an amazing kisser, and he knows just what to say that will make any girl swoon. His voice cracks sometimes, but it's really adorable. He loves poking people, he's really tall, and his skin stays tan through the year because he mows lawns alot. He's probably the most random guy you will ever meet. He LOVES Harry Potter, especially Ravenclaw. If you know this guy, don't ever let go of him, because he's probably be the best guy you will ever meet.

Luna: So, I hear you're dating Tucker now. Man, aren't you lucky.

Hermione: Yeah! He's the best kisser ever! Gosh, why did I ever even think about getting together with Ron? Tucker is just so brilliant..

by Just Another Mask April 24, 2012

Tuckers Law

If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up cause that cunt's a cunt.

dude1: do you have a plan?
dude2: na man, lets play it by ear.
dude1: dude... tuckers law man, lets play it safe.
dude2: ..righto.

by thenumbertwo December 21, 2010

techer

A tech teacher or techie.

I don't know how to opperate this compooter. I'll have to go get help from the local techer.

by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

Tucker

A nickname for an individual who tucks his penis between his legs resulting in the appearance of a man-gina. The act of "Tucking" or being a "Tucker" can be caused by but is not limited to:
1) Nagging girlfriends/wives
2) Not participating in weekend activities (Mainly Drinking)
3) Choosing to drink wine over hard liquor and/or beer
4) Bringing a woman to guys night out

Matt was being such a Tucker last night, he stayed in with his girlfriend drinking wine to watch the movie "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past."

by Matt Kalnas September 19, 2009

john tucker gamble

not to be confused with the recently popular movie "John Tucker Must Die", a john tucker gamble is the sweetest, most genuine, sincere, and greatest person in the whole world. Note, both jt's share the same the trait of their smoking hotness and inability to control the ladies affinity towards them. Never the less no one lady loves a JT Gamble more than his best friend in the whole world. (see jordan paglia)

Note; a john tucker gamble is never complete without a wonkey eye when photographed and the always overwhelming urge to give it in the butt.

-"I met the perfect guy the other night, he is the man of my dreams, gorgeous, sweet, and amazing."

-Back off! that's my john tucker gamble!!

by jp :) June 5, 2009