techenamor

1. enamoration with technology no matter how useless, expensive, or destructive.

Techenamor is to a nerd as sex is to a normal teenage boy!

by ad-92129 August 18, 2011

Technerd.com

noun name of web site that gives members the ability to promote ideas skills inspirations & share them with others.

www.technerd.com

by technerdog May 24, 2012

techneanderthal

1. a person who is not current with the latest technologies.
2. behind in the technological times.
3. Zoolander.
4. unable to perform basic tasks using current technologies, such as use email, upload pictures to the internet, etc.
5. Belief that the internet is, in fact, a system of tubes.

-"I'm so upset, my computer just crashed."
-"Oh, really, that sucks. What kind of computer do you have?"
-"An Apple2E."
-"Wow, you are a techneanderthal."

by Frites June 28, 2012

techer twat

When a University of Wyoming student sleeps with multiple Tech students and pretends to hate Tech students.

"Brenda is such a techer twat"

"I know that's like the 8th techer she slept with this week"

by Senior 2012 February 8, 2014

techeuphoria

An extreme feeling of excitement and happiness associated with experiencing technology .

While attending The Consumer Electronics Show, it was reported that many had stated having experienced levels of Techeuphoria leading to the inability to process or even remember much of what was experienced.

by Home Tech Agent January 11, 2016

Techdeaf

An adjective describing a person unable to understand even the simplest technology

My grandma is totally techdeaf!

by Ghlimm January 17, 2016

teched off

A state of unemployment caused by automation or the employment of a new technology.

I was teched off when the company bought robots that could do my job faster and better than I could.
It was cheaper for my boss to use a computer program than to keep me employed, so I was teched off.

by Gwendanor September 1, 2016