Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl

Taking a shit.

Hey, got any reading material, I gotta take the browns to the super bowl.

by Agent_Orange March 19, 2004

takkies

Takkies, south african slang for trainers or sneakers

Nice takkies dude

by bokkiepoukens May 22, 2009

Taking the long horse for a short walk

Generally, this term is used by those who need to release urine. The symbolism of "long horse" and "short walk" are up to the user's interpretation.

John: You know, though our conversation is enthralling, I admit I must taking the long horse for a short walk. In other words, I must urinate, as you may know from the saying's entry on Urban Dictionary.
Jane: Ok.

by Long Horse Short Walk October 2, 2021

taking a shaw

Derived from the latin word sha, which means explosive diarrhea. The term differs from the phrase taking a shit because of the shear explosiveness of the action. The term is often used to get out of work for a week or more.

Man, I have been taking a shaw all freakin day. You can count on me not coming to work for at least the next 3 weeks. If you need me I will be watching Dexter.

by jesters November 30, 2009

Taking a Mendy

Fapping during a Skype-call.

Guy 1: *get's quiet*
Guy 2: Hey man, why did you go so quiet?
Guy 1: *making some weird noises*
Guy 2: Are you taking a Mendy?
Guy 1: Maybe....

by Friskfaksen November 11, 2014

Talkin loud

overselling something, trying to fight, or just simply, talkin loud

“Hey bro you’re lookin so good like so good like I’m surprised you’re not a model”
“Bro you just talkin loud”

“Let’s go man right here, right now”
“Dawg u just talkin loud”

*someone yelling their opinion*
“You just talkin loud”

by chaabanmo July 23, 2018

Taking The Bait

When you get angry at something that was done to get you mad in the first place

Fisher: Fortnite is better than PlayerUnknown's BattleGrounds!
PUG Player:FORTNITE SUCKS FUCK YOU!1!1
This guy is taking the bait.

by Limess September 29, 2018