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Smides

a massive rack, a pair of boobs or a nice jug combo. In other words, two beautiful plump breasts. They sit perfectly on a women's chest, sticking out aggressively waiting to be squeezed, similar to Jenna Fischer's in Blades of Glory.
Wow, that lady has a nice pair of smides.
by bean jackson November 26, 2018
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smid

"you suck at this game bruh"
"smid"
by imsistershook March 31, 2020
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Symi

Symi is the most amazing amazing amazing island in greece. It is located in the Dodecanese. There is a population of 2,606 people,as it is a very small island.Is is on the borer of turkey. It is very sunny. To get to the beaches, one must take a boat.
Symi is located on the border of Turkey
by UnicornismForEverAndEver July 15, 2011
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Smidge

The name given to someone who is weirdly short (small and midget). Have the tendency to be absolutely stunning and the best friend you would ever have. People like this are will be with you till the very end and always know what so say. Just a really good friend.
Person 1: You seen that Laura Cowen?
Person 2: Who? Smidge? God she is fine!
Person 1: And a really nice person.
by 1783640973646 June 9, 2011
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SMID

Acronym for "Shove Mom Into Wall."
Quite silly and pointless. Suggestion: don't use around mom so she won't know what you're talking about.
Hey Annie! OH, I'm sorry, Hi Annie's Mom! Hey Jill? Got something to say to my mom? OH YEAH!! SMID!

(Annie's mom face looks confused and anxious to find out what on Earth Smid means.)

WAAAAAAAAAHHHMMM!!!!! OH YEAA!! SMID, YOU NEVER LET US DOWN!!
by I'm ultra sexy October 18, 2011
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Smidget

A person in bare feet, carrying their kicks, whilst walking home from last night's party.
Shotgun sees a drunk girl and tells the driver to ease up:
Yo, check this bird out, she's waaaasted!!!

Driver - yells out the window: You look like a fuckin Smidget!

Shotgun starts singing to Lil Wayne's tune 'A Mili' - 'A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget'
by kiordz August 20, 2009
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smidiot

A Shity mothafuckin idoit. smidoit.
JuJu:Girl I just gave ray ray head
KayKay:You A Fuckin Smidiot
by Bri Bri 12 December 8, 2006
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