Pussy splinting

When you spread your legs as far apart as possible then bounce or place anal or vaginal area onto another persons face or object.

Omg i was so turnt i started pussy splinting a pizza.

by SeAnmorrisowosso October 19, 2018

Swinging

Have is sex with other people

Yes

Swinging

by Fuckmister 100% May 28, 2018

Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC

Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...

by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 11, 2007

swifting

The magic spell with the intention of changing bad to good by use of candle and salt ritual.

for swifting, you need a cookie sheet, and sea salt, and three candles (or a 3 layered candle) in the colors (top to bottom)black, brown, white. Encircle them with sea salt on a cookie sheet. Concentrating on your goal, light the dark one first and use it to light the brown one when it gets low, then do the same, brown to white. finally, use the white candle to burn a small piece of paper with your intended goal written on it. friendship to love, poor to rich, hate to friendship, etc.

by rewolf7 February 2, 2012

swinging dicks

Males that travel in packs, all of which are (manwhores) male sluts. They all dress extremely well and wear designer aftershave lotions. Jeans are usually tight fitting,and show off their caboose. Sometimes other friends wonder if the swinging dicks are possibly bi-sexual, because the swinging dicks have no emotional ties to women. This could make it possible for the swinging dicks to take it up the ass.

"Look Lyn, there's Brian. It looks like those jeans could be a bit uncomfortable, and I can smell him all the way over here."
"Well Di, he is one of the swinging dicks. Hurry duck so he doesn't see us."

by Mrs. I February 19, 2006

swinging

the way you feel about someone , love basically, head over heels, from the song by mint condition, also the feelin you have when you actually make love with someone...and its how its supposed to be.., that story book type stuff

you send me swinging

by lilmama413 September 27, 2006

swooning

the art of using the word swoo

" youre so swoo;" or" omfg! u just got swoo`ed" ;
"wow youre so good at swooning"

by mark:D oh yea ( matt lets get like 09271 words) March 26, 2007