by kiki921 August 5, 2007
Get the soft stuffing the basket mug.The act of an extremely inebriated or repulsed male attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis
Bro how'd it go last night with that chick?
Not too good I tried to feed her the soft pudding. I figured everything would straighten itself out once I got in. It didn't happen.
So did you have sex with that guy last night?
Sort of, he fed me the soft pudding for a little while and then he passed out.
Man I can't believe you jumped on that grenade last night.
Well technically I didn't, all I could muster up was the soft pudding before passing out.
Not too good I tried to feed her the soft pudding. I figured everything would straighten itself out once I got in. It didn't happen.
So did you have sex with that guy last night?
Sort of, he fed me the soft pudding for a little while and then he passed out.
Man I can't believe you jumped on that grenade last night.
Well technically I didn't, all I could muster up was the soft pudding before passing out.
by Rubbing Dicks January 30, 2010
Get the soft pudding mug.Soft-peen-goo describes the discharged ejaculate from a non-erect penis. This happens when a male becomes so excited and turned on that before there is a chance to become hard and erect he blows his load.
She was about to give him a blow-job but, before she get get her lips around it a stream of soft-peen-goo shot right into her eye.
by Joey Bag-O'Douche May 18, 2010
Get the soft-peen-goo mug.Soft Office Bod is ultimately the body you get from working in an office all day: 8 hrs, florescent lights and a chair for your fat ass. Soft, lumpy and pale. Soft Office Bod is a noun, not a verb, and never used with the word, "a" in front of it.
Dang, now that I have this full-time job I sure have soft office bod. Where did my beach body go?
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Charlie: "Whoa, what's that frightening white thing over there?"
Joe: "Oh that's Allison. She got a job as an accountant, and now she's got full-on soft office bod."
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Charlie: "Whoa, what's that frightening white thing over there?"
Joe: "Oh that's Allison. She got a job as an accountant, and now she's got full-on soft office bod."
by thelittlecupcake May 20, 2010
Get the Soft Office Bod mug.The act of buying drinks, dinner, or other ancillary things for a partner while on a date with the hopes of sexual coitus.
Sherry will go down on you if you buy her a double double and some timbits. She's into soft prostitution like that.
by Megandreremy February 14, 2014
Get the soft prostitution mug.The feeling/motion of being so drunk that you have no control of your head because your neck is soft. A level of drunkness.
by babybeem December 20, 2014
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by CrimsonLynx May 26, 2016
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