Stroke up

When a gentlemen strokes his penis before sexual intercourse or before take a picture of it.

Hold on. I’m not ready to put it in. Let me stroke up a bit.

I know women love dick pics so I always stroke up before I send one.

by Earth Wind and Taint November 14, 2020

Storker

a proud member of the Polar Stork team

During the polar Odyssey in Germany, only one storker was sadly missing

by kikolbajaa February 12, 2021

coke stroke

Noun. A common occurrence among aging rock stars who have consumed copious amounts of cocaine, eventually contributing to a stroke.

See also: Ozzy Osbourne, Steven Adler, Eddie Money, Bobby Brown

Look at Eddie Money's bottom lip! He must've had a coke stroke.

Ozzy doesn't speak as coherently since the coke stroke.

by fieldzmusic March 11, 2014

Impact Stroke

An "Impact Stroke" occurs when a well endowed male (AKA Big Daddy Long Stroke) inserts his penis into the receiving hole (preferably the booty hole of one of his homies, which is also well-lubricated, and possesses the ability to stretch multiple times it's natural cirCUMference) in such a fashion that there is practically no time between the intial entry, and the Balls Deep Burial™️.

Homie 1: "Fuck, you blew the god DAMN outta my mf booty last night!"

Homie 2: "Oh word? After the precum? After the semen? After the IMPACT STROKES, after the skeetin'???"

Homie 1: Yes sir! My booty was lubed tf up, and it ate yo motha fuckin fat cock up so god damn fast, you laid the mf impact stroke on my ass."

by Brand Aid February 28, 2021

Semen striker

When two men are erect and play swords with their penises then cum on each other.

The male strip club had a lot of semen strikers ready for use

by Kupakeep123 May 19, 2021

Social Stroke

A person's sudden tendency to purposely and deliberately do something awkward, cringy, or weird (but not harmful) in front of other people (usually strangers or people they don't know well), with the intent of being amused or entertained by their followed reactions.

John: *Gives a thumbs up to a random stranger he knows he had never seen before, then chuckles at their weirded-face reaction*
Jake (John's friend): "Again with your Social Strokes dude! If you don't care about your social image I do jeez! Just stop it!"
John: "Ahahahahahah! Sorry dude I just had to see his reaction I don't know what happened to me XD"
Jake: "It's called a Social Stroke... You always have them... And always when I'M WITH YOU!"

by MAJE_4 July 11, 2021

Choke and Stroke

The act of (hopefully)non fatal strangulation while masturbating.

Did you hear? They say, Michael Hutchence of INXS, died while doing the Choke and Stroke.

by Roninsfx January 13, 2009