Stranger Homosexus

When a man sits on his own penis until it becomes numb and then masturbates. When a man positions himself correctly, he can cut off the circulation of blood to his own penis. When he masturbates or touches the temporarily dead penis, it feels like he is touching the penis of another man. This is, in theory, the opposite of a traditional stranger.

Every since Dave became gay, he has really been in to that stranger homosexus stuff.

by Dr. Skip Forbes April 16, 2008

Strainer

An excruciating bowel movement. Feels like passing a cinder block out your ass. The straining and force required for eventual eradication is beyond compare.

No more cheese braaaaahhh. My guy pipes are blocked up. I'll be on the shitter for an hour with a strainer as it is. Last time I blew a hemorrhoid.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Hot Stringer

An act in which a male ejaculates sperm that produces several, long, hot strings. Preferably aimed at the chest of a woman or other sulky body area

Taryn couldn't see after we were done because she had several hot stringers over here eyes

by Dankman1972 December 13, 2008

The Stranger

'The Stranger' is a masturbation technique which the user commences by sitting on their hands until they go numb and as a result cannot feel through their hands when they masturbate.

I employed 'The Stranger' last night for the first time.

by Pessimessed September 29, 2005

stranger

Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, giving you the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

last night i was hella bored so i pulled the stranger on myself

by arlie September 6, 2004

stranger in the dark

When one sits on ones hand until it is numb then proceeds to masturbate. This is referred to as "THE STRANGER IN THE DARK", because the hand does not feel like your own.

Last night I got bored with traditional masturbation, so I decided to play a lively game of STRANGER IN THE DARK!

by The Flying Dutchmen September 23, 2013

Beautiful stranger

When you wake up before your partner from a one night stand and leave a pile of shit on the pillow next to them.

When Mary finally awoke the next morning she found not her new lover sleeping next to her, but a beautiful stranger in his place.

by DC.Kerr December 27, 2008