Strategic Incompetence

Avoiding unwanted work by emphasizing one's own incompetence and/or praising someone else's greater competence.

"I would address the wedding invitations myself," said Cecile, in a dazzling display of strategic incompetence, "But my handwriting is practically illegible."

by YoshinoyaBeefBowl May 25, 2021

straciatelli

when a friend dissapears

Jack: omg Warden is such a straciatelli!!!!!
Ben : ong fr fr!

by lolopor69 March 17, 2022

strategical

The cooler way to say strategic made by Cristopher Sturniolo on 9/25/2023

“You are very strategical”- Christopher Sturniolo

by @gracexella September 25, 2023

the strategy

a useful tool when sparring in preparation for an upcoming MMA fight, the strategy involves repeatedly jabbing the opponent in the face using a right-left-right-left pattern. this is useful because it not only lands a great number of punches, but it also keeps your opponent far away and out of range for his own strikes

henry: man, this guy keeps taking me down and i can't score any points
noah: dude, you should just go back to the strategy!

by usctrojans11 May 31, 2010

wombat strategy

Attracting members of the opposite sex by the use of a tower made of square poop ontop of a log or rock.

Person1: oh wow your girlfriend is hot, how did you manage that?
Person2: The wombat strategy

by paulrbear November 13, 2017

jank strat

A cheesy, silly, unreliable, or otherwise dumb strategy, generally used for either novelty of using it or the challenge of beating people with it. In gaming, you will often see people playing like this if they are smurfing or are otherwise competing below their skill level, or in an unranked mode where winning or losing doesn't have any ramifications.

Card Game Player 1: "God, I'm so fucking pissed. I lost to the jankiest fucking strat just now."
CG Player 2: "Oh, really? What happened?"
CG Player 1: "I drew none of the answers I needed and he pulled off a stupid combo that took him three whole turns to set up"
CG Player 2: "Three turn combo? What the fuck, dude's on some shit."

CG Player 1: "Like I said, total jank strat."

by Diamond III Scrublady June 3, 2018

New Straitsville Ohio

This is the town of the most famous twack stars and punk ass bitches who think there cool but only have three teeth from all the meth they've smoked. New straitsville used to be famous for moonshine, now it's only famous for twack (meth). If you ever decide to visit New Straitsville, we'll welcome you by saying "welcome to tweeker town where all the twack packers live"

"Come to New Straitsville Ohio for the Twack, it's on Ewing street"

by Sara Peter April 26, 2019