n. Stout piece of wood used for striking co-workers who won't shut up about latest episode of "The Office" or other TV show.
If you say another word about what a cute couple Jim and Pam make I swear I am going to get an office staff and beat your lips until they stop moving!
The new TV season starts in October so I usually plan an office staff party for November.
The new TV season starts in October so I usually plan an office staff party for November.
by gnostic1 October 10, 2010
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by cute rat 12727 November 22, 2021
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Steffo: "Yoú're a beautiful girl, want a lift home?"
Girl:"OK"
Steffo:"Can i hav a kiss"
Girl"No!"
Steffo:"Oh, so thats the thanks i get for driving u home??"
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Steffo:"Can i hav a kiss"
Girl"No!"
Steffo:"Oh, so thats the thanks i get for driving u home??"
by Archtung October 6, 2008
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That guy who got shot by an barrette .50 Cal sniper 17 times then got hit by a buss and walked it off, fought mike Tyson and chuck Liddell with one foot. He can use the following reply in any situation "I'm staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster fucking deal with it"
He shaves his pubic hair with a fucking lawnmower, and his beard is so big homeless people hide there in the winter. fuck satnav he reads real maps.
He is still alive to this very day, there is a real guy with this name, were not allowed to reveal details but you should be fully aware that he is doing something truly fucking awesome...
That guy who got shot by an barrette .50 Cal sniper 17 times then got hit by a buss and walked it off, fought mike Tyson and chuck Liddell with one foot. He can use the following reply in any situation "I'm staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster fucking deal with it"
He shaves his pubic hair with a fucking lawnmower, and his beard is so big homeless people hide there in the winter. fuck satnav he reads real maps.
He is still alive to this very day, there is a real guy with this name, were not allowed to reveal details but you should be fully aware that he is doing something truly fucking awesome...
dude: Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude: did you say steroids?
dude 2: so how did Sgt. Max Fightmaster play rugby?
other dude 2: He abandoned all pretences and entered the pitch fully naked covered in lubricant dancing violently to powerful techno
dude 3:holy shit is that Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude 3: Yeah you can tell because he smells of marmite and sweat and heavy death metal,
he never ate a vegetable in his life because he says vegetable's make you weak and retarded and steroids and vodka are the shit.
other dude: did you say steroids?
dude 2: so how did Sgt. Max Fightmaster play rugby?
other dude 2: He abandoned all pretences and entered the pitch fully naked covered in lubricant dancing violently to powerful techno
dude 3:holy shit is that Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude 3: Yeah you can tell because he smells of marmite and sweat and heavy death metal,
he never ate a vegetable in his life because he says vegetable's make you weak and retarded and steroids and vodka are the shit.
by Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster YEH December 12, 2013
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