Teddy Steamer

Is where you put gloves on your hands, take a poop on a girls face, and punch her in the nose, hoping to smash it on her face.

If you act up, i'll have to pull a Teddy Steamer on you.

by Lscott August 20, 2011

cincinnati steamer

Very similar to a Cleveland Steamer but the feces has the consistency of Cincinnati style chili. (Wet and Runny)

After I gave that hooker a Cincinnati steamer, I left her to lay in the puddle while I went to pick up some Skyline 3-ways and a few cheese conies

by manual_overide May 28, 2003

Husband stealer

One who steals another person's husband.

Can you believe that ugly hag is a husband stealer?

by Daugher of a stolen husband December 29, 2008

Boca Raton Steamer

Is when you shit on a prissy girl's face while she brags about everything she has.

I gave Sandy a Boca Raton steamer while at the yacht club when she started to brag about her bentley being better than Johnny's Beamer.

by Ace AteYourMomOut March 6, 2009

stanley steamer

When you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a shit at the same time. The mixture of shit smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.

No fucking way, John. Wait till I'm done with my shower, asshole.

by Ryan October 29, 2004

Friend Stealer

Someone, usually of the other sex, that spends a lot of time with one of your friends, hogging them away from you. Friend stealers usually become that person's boyfriend or girlfriend.

Dude 1: "Dude, how come he's not hanging out with us anymore? I've been calling him up all week!"
Dude 2: "He's with that new chick dude, they hang out like every day son!"
Dude 1: "That no good friend stealer!"

by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010

sydney steamer

Feces excreted on the chest by an Australian. see also, Koala Yummie.

I went down under and all I got was a sydney steamer.

by Douglad August 6, 2007