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Std.

Short for 'standard'.
The soup wasn't exactly brilliant. Just std.
by youyouelle January 4, 2009
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std grab bag

When you mention to a potential sexual partner that you do not have condoms on you, and they reply 'So?!?' without hesitation.
Man I'm waiting to see what I caught from that std grab bag last night. That girl didn't give a damn that I didn't have condoms on me.
by systemengineer August 10, 2009
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STD

Sexually Transmitted Dances
Guy1:"Dude, how he get so good at tango??"
Guy2:"Oh he banged the dance teacher and got STD"
Guy1:"DAMNNNN"
by Nepali_ass_kicker April 7, 2009
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STD Meltingpot

A person who is suspected of having a variety of STDs, some of which are possibly not known of yet.
-you see that girl over there I think her name is Whitney? Well let me tell you she is like a STD meltingpot, she dated Ryan and I heard now he is being treated for herpes, syphilis, and a slew of other STDs.
-Eww gross!
by yougetwhatyoudeserve February 9, 2010
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Personality STD

Someone who is the human equivalent to all the symptoms of an STD.

A person with personality STD personifies symptoms including but not limited to: warts, oozy abscesses, itchiness, redness, inflammation of the rectum, and death.

These individuals use a form of bugchasing; they wish to contract personality STD and find delight in giving others personality STD. Unlike the traditional term if bugchasing, these individuals use stupidity as a form to contract and give this disease, as opposed to not wearing a condom.
Aaron: Government should regulate anything. Like lead paint. I mean, what, 4 or 5 kids must have died? I know this sounds harsh but, does the market have to suffer if a few kids die? I know I would give my kids lead painted toys.

Sophie: It causes severe brain damage.

Aaron: Well, thats not true. But if it was, then that would only happen if they put it in their mouth, and that's the parents fault. I mean, tell your toddler to stop putting things in its mouth.

Sophie: Stop trying to give me your personality STD.
by Jucier May 21, 2013
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std words

Words like Shit, Tit and Dick. Basically, the vocabulary of the average middle schooler.
Father: Now Bobby, I don't want you using std words at school.
Bobby: F*ck you you're not my real dad.
by nonecaresgod January 5, 2016
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STD

Sperm Train Down, usually used when the white stuff explodes and goes everywhere.
Everybody, get down it's an STD!!!
by Nabru December 5, 2016
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