A Puberty ‘Stache is an adult male’s failed attempt at growing a fully formed mustache, and yet is doggedly determined to continue wearing the whispy and blotchy facial hair
Did you see Anders’ Puberty ‘Stache at our class reunion?!!! He’s been trying to grow that thing since 7th grade, and it still looks like peach fuzz on a porcupine’s ass
by Apollo83 August 12, 2022
Get the Puberty ‘Stachemug. When you suddenly remember you have a mustache and all of a sudden become paranoid everyone is staring at it; thus, stache-conscious.
"So I recently got this mustache and I keep forgetting about it. Then I remember I have it and feel like everyone is staring at me."
"Sounds like you're a little too stache-conscious. If anyone is staring at you, guaranteed it's because you're walking a cat on a leash."
"Sounds like you're a little too stache-conscious. If anyone is staring at you, guaranteed it's because you're walking a cat on a leash."
by catsandcoffee October 28, 2012
Get the Stache-consciousmug. Someone morbidly obese who calls people by their last names. Usually plays video games all day, doesn't play any sport, and is completely incapable of making a humorous joke. Usually they have names that begin with M,N,A, or R. They watch lots of anime, and most of the time they have a lot of siblings- 3 to 6. Hates common terms like "lol" "lmao" "lmfao" or "rip" but then continues to use cringy terms like "uwu" Even though they play lots of video games like COD, Fortnite, or Valorant, they usually suck at it even after playing for 30 hours. They usually have a sort of slogan that they repeat 20-30 times a day and are aggressive and annoying and make people argue with other people just for the fun of it.
by Rubixcubemaster1234 May 27, 2021
Get the Stache boymug. by loveyounot October 4, 2016
Get the Hair stachemug. A weak mustache with usually only four to five full grown hairs, popularized by a man named Spooder.
by ElawnMosk November 29, 2019
Get the Spooder-Stachemug. Going down on a chick on her period after she hasn't showered for at least ten days, so you end up with a chunk of coagulated blood on your stache
by HxC RiFF October 8, 2023
Get the Marmalade Stachemug. by LieAwakeToDrink February 27, 2022
Get the Cross Stachingmug.