Squish Mitten

a term used when refering to a woman's vagina. see also Quiver Bone

I put my quiver bone in her squish mitten

by otsego January 3, 2008

DJ Squishmitten

Rapper/Producer, Co-founder of Roadhouse Ent., Member of the Roadhouse Crew, executive produced such club hits as Booty Sweat, Booty Sweat(remix), Ice Cream Blow Job

Man dat new DJ Squishmitten song iz HOT!

by Lewisville Slugga February 28, 2010

Sponge Bob Squishy Pants

An fat ugly girl who tries and fails to look skinny by stuffing her fat cottage cheese ass into a pair of pants that are about 3 sizes too small. Usually not her fault because manufacturers of pants fail to make pants in her required size.

Bertha who you trying to kid squishing your ass into those jeans. Why don't you use your sewing skills and stitch 2 pairs together to compensate or better yet purchase a muumuu!!

by Tommy R May 23, 2005

squip

The art of having no discernible courage.

Pete was such a God damn squip on that slalom today

by jenno July 23, 2012

squish

1. v. To crush or flatten to the point where the object crushed has its fluids splattered about.
2. n. The sound of something getting squished. The sound is usually wet.
3. n. In the old Nickelodeon cartoon "Aaah, Real Monsters!", a squish was when a monster mildly liked another monster. Their form of a crush.

1. I saw a bug crawling on the table and squished it.
2. When I stepped on a grape in the supermarket, it went "squish".
3. In one episode of "Aaah, Real Monsters", Ickis thought that Oblina had a squish on him.

by some punk kid May 1, 2005

Squishy Joe

The act of urinating in your partner's rectum during anal intercourse.

"Hey Ernest, how about you let Brian give you a squishy joe??

by Stick May 5, 2004

Squishy

really cute old people
typically little old men

Margaret: LOOK AT THAT SQUISHY!
Debbie: NO. HE'S NOT A SQUISHY, HE LOOKS MEAN NOT CUTE.

by debbiexohno April 23, 2010