Spanazz

A globalized word that can be used in any sense. Insert spanazz into the place of another word to cover up what your saying, or just to make someone mad because they have no clue what your talking about...

Guy 1: "Yo, Robby, you should've seen yourself last night"
Buddy 2: "I know, I was spanazzed out of my freaking mind!"

by Thy Holy Cruise May 26, 2009

shwand

a rock band which never fails to play old stand-bys such as "Sweet Home Alabama", "Last Dance with Mary Jane", "Knockin On Heaven's Door", etc. A band that is unoriginal. shwand=band+shwag

That band is playing "Rockin in the Free World"? What a fucking shwand!

by KC_lady October 14, 2010

Shwankle

a device used to enlarge you penis by 85 percent.

dude pass me that shankle.
hey man its my turn with the shwankle.
stop hogging the shwankle!

by jebidiah1212 November 4, 2010

Shwangmonster

The biggest penis you could ever suck

WOW! He has a shwangmonster the size of my face!!!

by Shwangmonster December 9, 2014

shwanker

A combination of words Shwamy (slimy) and Wanker (one who partakes in vigorous, inappropriate self pleasure)

"That guy is such a Shwanker! He tried to grope me and grope himself at the same time!"

by shelly says April 16, 2016

Skwanker

A skank that twerks.

"Hey, I was at the corner bar in Elwood Indianathe other night." "Oh yeah? Were the Saturday night Skwankers there?"

by Elwoodian April 19, 2018

Shwankle

A swollen ankle

Damn shaniqwah your damn shwankle fat as hell

by Marinatina September 28, 2017