Shrimping

(v)When a guy attempts to/perform(s) oral sex on themselves.

He was so busy shrimping himself he didn't notice us walk in.

by Captain Pope December 1, 2016

Slomping

Slomping A sloppy, slumpy, shuffling walking style

Looking neither right nor left the person in question was slomping along oblivious to the crowds bustling by.

by Catlins 38 October 26, 2018

shit stomping

- to step in shit ( dog shit , horse shit , bull shit )
- to set fire to a bag of dog shit , to knock on someone's door and then to drop it , run to the nearest bushes and watch as the homeowner tries to put out the flame and stomps in dog shit

* TIP - its WAY more amusing when old men stomp shit .

yesterday ,we made an old man stomp shit!!!!! # Shit stomping

by lexbratis July 2, 2014

Rocket Stomping

Rocket Stomping is a practise usually performed by posh people, where a gay man stands on his head, and allows another gay man to insert his penis into his anus, whilst the recievers anus is filled with beetroot

Man 1 - "Hey Charles, would you like to try Rocket Stomping?"
Man 2 - "Why Yes Raymond, I would love to Rocket Stomp!"

by Kyle J. Beccalee February 22, 2009

Scrumping

Furiously Masturbating during or after consuming a large amount of cheese puffs and not cleansing your hands of the cheese powder

I was Scrumping the other night and now my dick is stained orange!

by The_Sunken1 March 13, 2014

shrimping

When a guy blows his load into a guy or girls ass then sucks it out and then makes out with the person.

Shrimping is just plain nasty

by albino sexxor March 19, 2004

Srimping

The act of inserting your man-meat betwixt the beautiful feet of your signifigant other or some skank you rented. The point is to shoot your sauce onto her steamy no-no hole.

"Dude, I went shrimping with that asian escor whom also is a foot model."

by Johhny Rocket March 22, 2003