shlurt

an extremely tiny penis

Joseph Lam has a shlurt.

by Little John From The A-Town November 18, 2007

Splunt

A blunt with some tobacco in it, like a spliff. Spliff + Blunt = Splunt

People smoke splunts.

by blaoface April 2, 2007

Splort!

Splort! is the sound of a guy's first spurt of spooge on the back of a urinal when he jacks off there.

I just jacked off in the gym urinal, and all I heard was Splort!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

spluntuntush

another name for a spliff

are you coming for a spluntuntush?

by cleggy September 14, 2006

Splurbo

When you enter a bathroom room, and you miss the toilet, and fecal matter flies all over the wall/floor.

Person 1: Hey maaann, don't go in there.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because there is Splurbo all over the walls.

Person 2: Dude thats gonna take forever to clean up!

by Bernie/Justin/Lia January 10, 2009

Splurch

When a person blows a raspberry against a small child's belly or back.

The baby shrieked with laughter when her daddy splurched her belly.

by Kindra October 17, 2011

Splurgey

A yoinky is only two boinks from a splurgey!

"Oh no, I lost my splurgey!"
"Good for you, hoe"

by Funguser December 2, 2021