sloot scooting

Riding around looking for sluts to have sex with

When I was out sloot scooting around last night.

by Ktibbs May 15, 2016

Skeet Shooting

When you're hitting a girl from behind (be it doggie style or anus) and just before climax you remove your meat from selected orifice (preferably anus) and drop your load (aka skeet) on her back. Then piss (aka shoot) selected load droplets off her back. For style and safety we recommend a shooting jacket, goggles, hearing protection, and well-trained beagle.

"I went skeet shooting with Rebecca last night."

"Oh yeah, how'd you do?"

"I would have hit them all but I ran out of piss."

by Sharpshooter10 August 20, 2009

Splitting lumber

Slitting the middle of your dick and having another dick inserted inside of the slit. While in the other dick this person then pisses into it so the other person will be able to piss out another persons piss.

Me and Eric were totally splitting lumber last night...

Yea i know ive heard that Eric is a total slut i heard he did Pb and J with DAN!

by Notkyle August 2, 2009

shooting star

A male porn star noted for his "money shot"

Peter North is a shooting star

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

shooting the shit

To chat, to discuss. Usually pointless and often esoteric subject matter. Meaningless banter.

"What were we doing? Aw, y'know, just shooting the shit over some lunch."

by Jeremy Riley October 29, 2003

Smooting off

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.

I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off

by Dj Allen September 15, 2007

splitting dark oak

The act of having sex with a black chick.

man I was splitting dark oak last night!

by george January 20, 2005