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scratching glass

Refers to incessantly scrolling on a smartphone, which has a glass screen. Used as a pejorative, with the connotation of doing something ineffectual, unproductive, and/or even harmful to oneself.

Brings up imagery of someone making pictures or writing on frosted glass to pass the time, or someone trying to make a permanent mark on a glass pane with just their fingernail but ends up breaking their own fingernail.

glass-scratcher (noun)
1. someone who spends a lot of time on their phone, usually scrolling through social media, but can playing games, etc., usually to their own detriment (e.g. social seclusion, inability to get out of bed without checking their social media feed, etc.)
2. someone who spends a lot of time trying to gain attention and/or influence on social media, but doesn't make much difference, and their obsession ends up harming them in some way, (e.g. getting into arguments online, fans turning on them, etc.). Can be used as a synonym for 'bluetick' (someone verified on Twitter), 'clicktivist', etc.
I wasted all day scratching glass; I checked Facebook, then Snapchat, then went on Pinterest and just scrolled for hours. I think I have a problem.

Joe Hildebrand is such a glass-scratcher. He spends so much time on Twitter but only has a few followers, and then he comes on Channel 10 and can't hold a proper conversation. Why does he bother trying to be a celebrity when he can't engage in social interaction outside of Twitter?
by KoalaHugger July 1, 2020
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Splatting

When a girl jumps off the bed or an elevated surface, at least five feet from the ground, landing on a guy's flaccid penis, resulting in a fleshy "splat" sound. Usually performed during ovulation. Popular in Asia.
Dude, me and my girl went splatting last night, she almost missed.
by Outragedracer22 July 28, 2020
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scratching

I am busy scratching a new game.
by ZipRodge January 13, 2022
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splatting

that feeling when you're falling so hard for someone that you aren't falling anymore. you're just SPLAT. on the ground.
oh no i'm splatting for someone
by oh no im splatting March 27, 2022
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Splashing It

Ever since Michael got his promotion he’s really been splashing it around.
by Singer005 December 6, 2022
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Scratching the service

Australian idiom: to deal with a matter only in the most superficial way. Similar to American ‘Scratching the surface’, but meaning different to ‘Scratching the cervix’
We’re so compatible in so many ways and we’re just scratching the service
by AustralianLinguist March 2, 2023
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splaishing

when your trying to put on your shoes but the heel goes down
my shoes are splaishing right now
by ediieieieieiei August 10, 2023
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