Skip to main content

Blood Spitter

A personwho enjoys sipping large quantities of fruit punch into their mouths, commonly bloating their cheeks like chipmunks and spitting it out over the heads of passing pedestrians. Then screaming at the top of their lungs “I’m sorry! I had my period!”

A common practice performed by female college students.
That damn Rebecca is a filthy blood spitter!
by Trump’s Dump May 21, 2024
mugGet the Blood Spitter mug.

seed spitter

A person who spits the seed of a man
Wow! She didn’t swallow, she’s a seed spitter!
by anonymous December 24, 2024
mugGet the seed spitter mug.

Mississippi Fire Spitter

When a male and male, or male and female have sex in an extremely hot climate or room and the penis and testicles become hot and act like an oven on the mans genitals warming up his semen until he ejaculates a steaming hot pile of ejaculate on to the partners face like a flamethrower. This has resulted in 2nd degree burns for some unfortunate users
Me and Yessica fucked on the hottest day of the year in our tiny bedroom while we were on holiday in Bangkok and It was so hot I accidentally gave her a Mississippi fire spitter.
by thelightlysqueezeorange July 23, 2016
mugGet the Mississippi Fire Spitter mug.

head nut spitter quiter

Those annoying little bitches that you can't stand.

You know exactly who they are.
Henry: God I hate those head nut spitter quiters.

Willamina: They are 3rd graders.

Henry: I know.
by Dark_Matter_69 February 23, 2017
mugGet the head nut spitter quiter mug.

One eyed yogurt spitter

"did you seen the One eyed yogurt spitter"
by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020
mugGet the One eyed yogurt spitter mug.

Checking for Shitters

Based off the phrase “checking for chiggers”, this act is done when one’s ass gapes so wide that they swallow toilets, and have to check their anus for a porcelain throne.
I walked in the bathroom and the toilet was missing. I then found Robbie outside checking for shitters.
by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024
mugGet the Checking for Shitters mug.

The Couch Shitters

People who sit on the fucking couch and were too fucking lazy to stand up get to the bathroom to unload their fucking crap
John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch

Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too

Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?
by Thy Custodian April 7, 2024
mugGet the The Couch Shitters mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email