Spiritual Snow Day

A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.

Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."

or

Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."

by Spookimaru January 16, 2024

Spiritualism

1. The belief or philosophy that the truth can mostly be found through our independent moral & spiritual conscience and contact with the divine-not just through sacred texts.

2. A system of belief or religious practice based on supposed communication with the spirits of the dead, especially through mediums, (ie. spiritism).

'In spiritualism, following just one religion or philosophy is narrow-minded and limits our knowledge, whereas spirituality (following our own moral conscience / many religions or philosophies) is open-minded and grows us in knowledge.'

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis April 3, 2023

spiritually poor

Spiritually poor means u are poor in spirit which means u don't believe in the spirit of God

For those who are "Spiritually poor" for theirs is a kingdom in heaven

by Giuls99 October 9, 2016

Praxeological Spiritualism

Praxeological Spiritualism, also Praxeological Supernaturalism, Praxeological Occultism and Praxeological Esotericism, is a spiritualist theory that seeks to study the influence of the spiritual and of extraphysics on human behavior and actions, it believes that all human behavior and actions are intentionally influenced by the extraphysical level such as all, or almost all, extraphysical behavior can be influenced by physical level. Praxeological spiritualism also advocates similar principles than dialectical spiritualism and considers dialectical spiritualism as an important concept for praxeological spiritualism.

"Praxeological Spiritualism is an interesting spiritualist theory, mainly it unites elements of dialectical spiritualism with praxeology, or better saying, it unites dialectical spiritualism with dialectical praxeology, and it might be useful for the survival of spiritualism and supernaturalism during those times of scientistic materialism and cultural atheism. Besides help to understand spiritualism with an individualist outlook."

by Full Monteirism March 28, 2021

poppin a spiritual cap

using strong religious references in order to beat the devil or any unclean and evil beings. Primarily used by Baptists to fight every one else. Rarely used by priests during exorcisms.

Jesus was poppin a spiritual cap in satan's ass, after he fasted in the desert.

by countrylifterdw February 19, 2010

Spiritually Attached

A witchcraft ritual that connects the spirits or souls of two individuals, counterparts A and B. The ritual can be performed in-person and remotely. The symptoms of each counterpart may not be identical. The connection begins with sensation transference, for example: the feeling of one's heartbeat, intoxication/high, or ejaculation. Overtime, with increased physical activity or psychological abuse, symptoms may to progress to telepathy and involuntary movements from opposing counterpart. The connection can be used as a source for torture, target practice and public humiliation. Disconnection will require death of a counterpart.

Hogan spiritually attached himself to Mariah through her webcam.

by CEO JAS January 15, 2024

Spiritualities

S tier ROBLOX SFer. Ex-JennaSalts Lover.

yoo? he's eatin sphagetti with her? must be a spiritualities

by ROBLOXianDefinitionsTrueFacts November 1, 2020