Tight Sneakers

"Tight Sneakers" is a term that Phil's dad uses to describe any intense or troublesome situation. An example of this would be being pulled over. The term was adopted by Phil, Zack, Judson, and Austin for their Saturday adventures, which they pretend are episodes of a Sitcom called Tight Sneakers. The first episode was called DJ's and BJs. In each episode Judson drives, Phil is on shrooms, Zack retells the events of each night, and Austin plays DS and wears loose sandals. The Tight Sneakers are an elite force, an unlikely band of misfits, a hodgepodge of characters, and it works. They plan to have guest stars in the future. When using the term "tight sneakers" or referring to these adventures, one should always "give credit where credit is due" -(Dante Hicks, Clerks), and site their influence from Phil's dad for the phrase, and Phil, Zack, Judson, and Austin for the adventures.

Phil: Oh man, the coppers are flashing their lights and sirening me.
Phil's dad: Tight sneakers, Philip, tight sneakers...

Phil: Man, I cannot wait for the next Tight Sneakers, during which I shall be on shrooms.
Judson: Yes, and I can't wait to sit behind the wheel of your puke-green Suburu Outback, 2000 edition again, Phil.
Zack: You are both right, July 2nd was loads of fun, as I have explained to multiple audiences, so this shall be even more fantastic.
Austin: Me and my loose sandals would like to know: where that DS at?

by Robert Lawrence Paulson July 11, 2006

sneaky sneak

Sneaky Sneak

1) A term generally used in first person shooters (FPS) games for a team who is secretly takes advantage or gets the upper hand by ambushing the other team.

2) Devious and secretive about your intentions or motives: relating to or from the point of view of person trying to avoid attention.

3) Out of the ordinary to go somewhere secretly, or to take someone or something somewhere secretly.

4) Catchphrase for a surprise attack.

Oh!, their (or he/she's) playing a little sneaky sneak.

by n/a 2858 September 12, 2006

g-unit sneakers

regular reebok classics with g-unit on the side

hey since im a wigger, i get g-unit shoes
yay

by beau h ligmen March 20, 2004

sneak disser

Someone who makes insulting comments about someone behind their back.

Also, That shit I don't like.

A sneak disser: that's that shit I don't like.

Person 1: I saw that bitch Adam wearing some fake nikes. That broke chief keef lookin ass.
Person 2: I bet you wont say it to his face though. You're such a sneak disser.

by SameCupDrink3 September 30, 2012

Sneak brag

When one pretends to complain about something, when in fact, he is actually trying to brag about it.

Jason, don't whine about how you can't find any skinny jeans to fit you because your penis is too large. It's an obvious sneak brag.

by zingaseat June 16, 2011

sneakers

tennis shoes

"my sneakers are so beat up i can't remember what color they were when i bought them"

by lauren August 30, 2003

sneak hit

To have an illict affair with someone; to cheat on someone; to cheat with someone.

"I wanna see Amber's boobs at the party. You talk to my girlfriend while I sneak hit."

by The Sneak Hit Master February 2, 2004