Snarf

Snarf;
1. A person who has too much free time on his hands and chooses not to do anything.

2. A person that is annoying you constantly.

Hey, Don't be a snarf, your pissing me off.

Dude your such a snarf, go get some friends and do something useful.

by ManyNames101 August 05, 2009

butt snarf

a name for somebody thats a dick, asshole, or somebody that pisses you off

Steve was being a butt snarf today.

by snarfymcgoo September 07, 2010

anal snarf

Similar to snarf, except resulting in spontaneous ass leakage.

He anally snarfed, then the whole room smelled like chocolate milk and ass.

by Cryptic June 01, 2005

Snarf

Snarfing (v): The weird semi-snorting noise you make when you're going down on a chick and you're trying to breathe through your nose but you can't quite because the flaps keep getting in the way

Go snarf yourself, bitch

by wordanon April 11, 2009

Snarf

An unfortunate consequence of inhaling too hard whilst administering fellatio, resulting in the imbibing of both phallus and testes. Often to painful results, i.e. screaming.

This ho was givin' me a blow job, and she sucked so hard she 'effin snarfed me! So I snuffed her in the face!

by OhGodHelpIveBeenSnarfed November 19, 2008

Snarf bag

As a verb, it is the action of farting into a bag, quickly closing it, then suddenly projecting the air into someone's face.

As a noun, it is the bag which contains said fart.

"Dude, leave me alone or I'll snarf bag you."

"I thought it was my lunch, but it turned out Bill had made it into a snarf bag."

by Anditron September 06, 2008

Elephant snarfing

Elephant snarfing is a type of ass play where one person puts peanuts in the other persons ass.
Also known as “feed the circus elephant”.
An elephant snarf has a fetish for having food products esp. peanuts shoved up their ass.

“I used to like ass fisting or gloving, but now I am a convert to elephant snarfing”.
“Pass the peanuts! Yum”

by Nerdboy1982! August 06, 2019