A mythical creature that never leaves their room because it is playing World of Warcraft. They are usually hairy and short, but make up for it in attitude. Their special power is to be super socially awkward and creepy at the worst possible times.
by Lion-Ooooh May 18, 2011

Snarf;
1. A person who has too much free time on his hands and chooses not to do anything.
2. A person that is annoying you constantly.
1. A person who has too much free time on his hands and chooses not to do anything.
2. A person that is annoying you constantly.
Hey, Don't be a snarf, your pissing me off.
Dude your such a snarf, go get some friends and do something useful.
Dude your such a snarf, go get some friends and do something useful.
by ManyNames101 August 5, 2009

by Cryptic June 7, 2005

An unfortunate consequence of inhaling too hard whilst administering fellatio, resulting in the imbibing of both phallus and testes. Often to painful results, i.e. screaming.
This ho was givin' me a blow job, and she sucked so hard she 'effin snarfed me! So I snuffed her in the face!
by OhGodHelpIveBeenSnarfed December 9, 2008

Snarfing (v): The weird semi-snorting noise you make when you're going down on a chick and you're trying to breathe through your nose but you can't quite because the flaps keep getting in the way
Go snarf yourself, bitch
by wordanon April 11, 2009

As a verb, it is the action of farting into a bag, quickly closing it, then suddenly projecting the air into someone's face.
As a noun, it is the bag which contains said fart.
As a noun, it is the bag which contains said fart.
"Dude, leave me alone or I'll snarf bag you."
"I thought it was my lunch, but it turned out Bill had made it into a snarf bag."
"I thought it was my lunch, but it turned out Bill had made it into a snarf bag."
by Anditron March 3, 2009

Elephant snarfing is a type of ass play where one person puts peanuts in the other persons ass.
Also known as “feed the circus elephant”.
An elephant snarf has a fetish for having food products esp. peanuts shoved up their ass.
Also known as “feed the circus elephant”.
An elephant snarf has a fetish for having food products esp. peanuts shoved up their ass.
“I used to like ass fisting or gloving, but now I am a convert to elephant snarfing”.
“Pass the peanuts! Yum”
“Pass the peanuts! Yum”
by Nerdboy1982! August 6, 2019
