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Holy Fucking Shitballs

N. An expression of surprise describing the process of getting piss drunk, then fucking a transvestite hooker, and waking up with shitballs in your ass. In conjunction with your hangover, you may find yourself either good surprised, or bad surprised, followed by the realization that holy shit your wife is going to be home in ten minutes/this bastard just fucked your wife/you're fucking gay.

Etymology - Derived from holy fuckballs, changed the word "fuck" from its verb/adjective case to a pure adjective to modify the word "shit", which, when added onto the term "balls" describes a penis that has recently gone through anal sex without a condom. Hence, "shitballs". Other variations include "shitdick" and "shitcock" and "shitwang" and finally, "shitpenis".
Holy Fucking Shitballs!

Who the fuck are you?
I'm gerry, remember me? We just had hot, sweaty, nasty anal sex.
Holy Fucking Shitballs
Hell yeah man, priest fucked me real good round about when I was ten.
by fuck you, the mighty fucker! October 17, 2010
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Shitbagitty

Being consumed in, and otherwise entirely composed of the act of being a shitbag.... or just some made up word used to put in a chit to demoralize 264.
264... All around shitbagitty.
by Some shitbag April 4, 2007
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Shitwatcher

Someone who intentionally walks in on people while they're taking a shit.
She's walked in on so many people that little shitwatcher.
by PikachuFucker October 25, 2009
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shithattery

comical combination of "asshattery" and "dipshittery" used to exemplify exceptional cases of extreme asshattery and dipshittery
99% of the criminals on the COPS shows, 100% of the shenanigans on RENO 911

"The end of the world is May21 2011!....No wait, it's in November....." - Harold Camping; expert in shithattery

Random moron "If you let the gays marry, the next thing you know they'll let people marry dogs!"

Remotely intelligent person "Shithattery."
by Dr Parallelogram July 25, 2011
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Shitbaby

A special child that is conceived by a couple by a woman removing her husband's semen from another man's anus and placing inside of her.
She used a turkey baster covered in KY jelly to remove her husband's semen from her favorite male hairstylist's anus . She then put the brew inside of her, so they could all have a bonafide "shitbaby" together. She would never have to wait for another hair appointment again.
by bushmeatburrito September 7, 2016
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Shituation

"Oh that's a shituation!"
by laura50 August 17, 2017
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shitwatch

Watching a film or tv series you know will be terrible, with the intent of laughing at it. Typically done with friends.
Dave: What did you get up to last weekend?
Alan: Just shitwatched The Room with some friends. It's so bad it's good.
by Spankwad September 30, 2018
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