Shrek Wasowski

Shrek Wasowski is a combination of the characters Shrek and Mike Wasowski.

Person 1: They should make a movie about Shrek Wasowski.
Person 2: Yeah, they should.

by ~Anonymous1234~ October 21, 2019

shrek 6

Shrek looked at you a glimmer in his eye sparkled as he touched you softly

Shrek please I want you inside me *moan*

Shrek puts you on his bed and slowly takes off your pants you can see his bulge through his pants almost cumming from the thought of him sticking his magnum dong in your tiny hole

Are you ready for me he whispers

Yes please fuck me Shrek

With lightning speed he takes his dick and rams it into you

*auaauagh* fuck me Shrek oh yes oooo *moan* fuck me more please oooooo fuck me it feels soooooo good

Shrek let’s out a Mighty roar and cums completely filling your ass up you cum with him you never have seen so much cum it’s like you were swimming in melted ice cream you close your eyes and go to sleep

THE END

Oh Shrek 6 it was such a Good movie

by Assclapituss February 4, 2020

Shrekophile

Someone who is sexually attracted to shrek

Bob: hey jim did you know i'm a shrekophile?
Jim: no i didnt what's that?
Bob: i really want to fuck shrek, thats what that means.

by Shrekophile August 25, 2020

Shrek has come to me

This saying is spoken by those who have sinned in the name of the great green onion-eating ogre; this could also be seen as the act of sacrificing one's purity in a blast of spontaneous statisfaction.

Thou who has experienced the pleasure of laying thine eyes upon the holy one shall understand the complete definition of this act of pleasurement.

"Shrek has come to me after I downloaded youtube kids"
"I was driving home when Shrek came to me and made me fail 'no nut november' to my dismay."
"being in the church I felt the pits of hell open under me after Shrek came to me, but simultaneously I felt a sence of divinity"

by Wibelær November 10, 2020

Shrek cheese

cheese from a shrek farm in egypt

i bought some Shrek cheese from Egypt

by shrek of yes March 24, 2022

get shreked

like "get wrecked" but even better because it involves shrek.

*someone loses an argument*
*other person*: "get shreked!"

*someone gets burned*
*other person* : "get shreked!"

*reads definition of "get shreked"*
*person who wrote the definition*: "get shreked!*

by teeeaaaaaa August 31, 2021

Shrek's Nest

A bowl packed first with the finest tobacco leaf then packed with top shelf medical marijuana.

"Yo tryna hit a couple phat shrek's nests with the bois later on?"

by shreksnestmaster69 July 25, 2019