online dating service

One of the many popular ways for single men to meet single women and vice-versa. Becoming EXTREMELY popular and more and more people are trying it out. Can be used to just find people to be penpals, to meet people for friends, to meet people for serious relationships, and/or even to meet someone for the possibility of marriage.

Before you people (the ones that bad mounth these sites) criticize these personals, take a look around and look at the number of members and realize that more people are giving it a try. If you want, just try them out and you CAN meet someone that you may have never met otherwise. Some popular dating sites are: match.com, dreammates.com and yahoo! Persoanls.

by Dave- July 31, 2005

Community Service

When a girl is so hideously ugly that hooking up with her could only be considered community service. See also Eagle Scout Project.

"See that girl over there?"
"Which, the whale over by the bar?"
"Yeah, that's some fuckin community service right there"

by Berry November 25, 2003

partial service

Full Service is sex in all forms while Partial Service is at least a hand job possibly a blow job but definitely no intercourse.

" The girls there don't do full service, but they are so hot, I'll settle for partial service."

by Happy Samir July 22, 2007

Secret Service

Men who guard the president of the united states.

they will take a bullet to the head for the president.

by Cali OG January 6, 2005

secret service agent

When you are doing a girl doogy style and you spit on her back. When she turns around to yell at you, you then spug in her ear. She will inturn turn her head and hold her ear. thus looking like a secret service agent.

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

Service Desk

Basically, the lowest form of life in the I.T world. If you've been working on the service desk for more than 3 months, you've given up on life.

lul service desk

by rekucunt February 5, 2019

survive life

The ability to vibe whilst battling the struggles of first-world malicious agendas.

In life, such words may prove confusion, perplexity, puzzlement or even bewilderment - however if you keep on the path of survival - you just may survive life.

Slime 1: "I can't do this broski, my assignment's due in 2 hours, my girl left me on read and I set the fire alarm off for burning my toast in the toaster."

...dramatic silence

Slime 2: Yo, my slime. Survive life. Just survive.

by supremeoneofdagfa15 November 10, 2020