seirosa

An angry blond midget that bites peoples ankles but will bake you cupcakes. Is in love with fictional men old enough to be her dad.

"omg did you hear that Seirosa beat up Ms JC"

by hairy_coconut September 13, 2021

Seized Ball

A type of football developed by the founding fathers Jayden , Suwi And Kachinvya. Its a delicate sport played without shoes over the weekend only.

Exe lets go play seized ball after Prep .

by JUJU :0 September 25, 2023

Beaver Seizure

A female orgasm, or the effect that overcomes a woman's ability to make rational decisions because she thinks someone else is hot.

She had a beaver seizure and I had to wash my sheets.

Everytime he walks in the room, she has beaver seizure and can't think properly.

OMG, she took her shirt off and I almost had a beaver seizure.

by Spankface April 17, 2018

Rainbow Six Seige

you spelled "siege" wrong. you go to urban dictionary to lift your spirits after your friends made fun of you for being an idiot. you are an idiot

Brian: dude that dickhead john cant even play Rainbow Six Seige
Brad: lol tf is "seige"? is that some sort of anime nerd thing? piss off

by DoesntMatterKids June 24, 2020

Seinfeld

Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom ever. It absolutely destroys Friends and The Drew Carey Show. Its a show about "nothing."

The Best Scene Ever (happens to be from Seinfeld)

{Jerry and Sheila standing in line at the Soup Nazi's stand}
JERRY: What are you gonna get?
SHEILA: I'll decide at the last minute.
JERRY: You better decide, sister. You're on deck.
{she begins kissing Jerry}
JERRY: Sheila!
{Soup Nazi pounding on countertop}
JERRY: Uh-oh.
SOUP NAZI: Hey, what is this? You're kissing in my line? Nobody kisses in my line!
SHEILA: I can kiss anywhere I want to.
SOUP NAZI: You just cost yourself a soup!
SHEILA: How dare you? Come on, Jerry, we're leaving.
{Sheila walks out and then back in while Jerry is desiding soup or girl}
SHEILA: Jerry?
{Jerry turns toward her}
JERRY: Do I know you? <<< I love that line
{Sheila looks offended}

*end of scene*

by dwit August 15, 2006

Seizure

It is the attack of illness that has taken the life of a forever legend. He went by Juice wrld.

1st) So I heard the legend had a seizure.

by WhatchaKnowAboutIt December 9, 2019

seismoflowage

When a woman is fucked in the ass and the semen then slowly drips out over the course of the next few days.

Dude, I cream-pied in Ashley's ass and now she's got serious seismoflowage all down her leg.

by Jacob K April 11, 2007