Screen Nigger

A screen nigger is a person who looks at other ppls screens while playing a fps. Ecspecially Halo2

Scott is such a screen nigger now that he sucks at halo

by Dpizzle boy April 9, 2007

Screen Ripple

When you touch the screen on your computer and it makes a tiny ripple on it. There is no actual point to this its just fun to see what cool stuff you can touch on your computer.

2 people talking on Instant Messenger
Person 1: Hey man I'm so freakin bored I dont know what to do.
Person 2: Hey man I was bored about an hour ago but now I figured out how to Screen Ripple you should try it.
Person 1: Hey thanks man I'm no longer bored you rock!!!

by Jokesterpants June 7, 2009

Screen Hopping

The act of going from one screen to another in a movie theater, evading the ushers, as to either see more than one movie for one ticket or to get into a totally seperate movie than the one you have a ticket for. Most often done by adolescents, or angry vengeful adults (i.e. when the film they want to see sells out).

After the movie ended, we went screen hopping to the screen next door and saw another movie.

by toee January 19, 2007

Blue screen

A phrase coined in the earlier Windows days when a blue screen would appear while you were doing something important and you would have to restart your fucking computer because all operating systems up to XP were unstable as fuck.

I just got Blue Screened!

by Chris February 2, 2003

safety screen

Another safe website or program you have open, so that when you are looking at a dirty site or NSFW material you can quickly switch/exit to that window, making you look perfectly innocent. Casually whistle when a person looks at your screen for added effect. Best for people with quick reflexes.

I was looking at porn today, but luckily I tabbed to my safety screen when my boss walked by.

by luckynumberseven January 29, 2008

Screen-genes

The dry residue of sperm left on the screen of a smartphone or iPad after masturbation.

John was unable to play Fruit Ninja properly because of all the screen-genes.

by brandeberger January 26, 2015

HRH The Screen

HRH (Highly Residuous Habitat) The Screen refers to the situation in which a very thin layer of sweat forms between your ear and your mobile phone screen during a particularly long phone call on a hot day.

"OMG I'm going to have to go, I've just seen HRH The Screen!".

by Martin Sure July 23, 2012