Schmerg

Furry blast

"Schmerg, schmerg, schmerg..."
"What does schmerg mean?"
"Furry blast."

by cockdestroyer999999 January 18, 2025

Schmordegar

Schmordegar (noun)

Pronunciation: /ˈshmoɾ-deɡ-ɑr/
Plural: Schmordegars

1. A verbal challenge over a point of fact that can be quickly resolved by consulting a reliable information source.

2. An intense debate in which both parties are equally confident in the accuracy of their opposing claims, often involving a strong sense of competition and personal stakes.

3. (Figurative) The broader principle that facts matter and should be verified when making claims.

During dinner, the conversation turned into a Schmordegar when two of us argued over who won the Best Picture Oscar in 1982.

Carlos shrugged off the neighbor’s trivia about Led Zeppelin; since he didn’t care about it, it wasn’t a true Schmordegar.

It’s all fun and games until someone initiates a Schmordegar, then both sides gear up with Wikipedia searches and bold declarations.

by Chris Riseley February 3, 2025

schlorg

its when a joebaby bites the fucking curb for lying about how this word meant something

joe Im gonna fucking schlorg you

by logry February 6, 2025

schmogination

a group of schmogs (people)

Yo bro, me and the schmogination are going to the store, you wanna come?

by certifiedstraight February 1, 2026

schmogination

a group of schmogs (people)

Yo bro, me and the schmogination are going to the store, you wanna come?

by certifiedstraight February 1, 2026

Schmorp

When you are eating a meal, then suddenly you don't like the food anymore.

"Aww shit I'm so schmorp right now"

by Gibby gibert gibson August 31, 2025

shmorgaling

the act of having anal sex in your farm crops

he and his farm friend loved shmorgaling

by yourfarmfriend November 14, 2025