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Shmidty Schnelson

Shmidty Schnelson is a younger member of the Schnelson family. She is known for having long brown hair, being short, and still having baby teeth. Many sightings of Shmidty Schnelson have been reported throughout the area of Sky Top Lodge. She is usually seen with an army of children who are thought to be past spirits haunting the halls of Sky Top Lodge. If you encounter Shmidty Schnelson it is vital that you stay calm, and refrain from making contact with her.
I saw Shmidty Schnelson yesterday for brunch.
by Shmidty Schnelson January 2, 2022
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Schmitzel pistol

A person who sneezes without their shirt on… while having a boner.
While enjoying sexy time, I schmitzel pistoled and had to immediately put my shirt back on.
by Schmitzelpistol December 10, 2022
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Fan schmitt bowler

When you take a bowling ball, shove it in somebodys rectum, stick your fingers in the bowling ball holes, pull the ball out so u have a very stretched out anal opening. Then stand in front of the opening, get somebody to turn on a high powered fan and it will blow your head into the anus.
Mike Schmitt bowled a perfect score last night at Petes house when he performed the Fan schmitt bowler.
by Linduh October 24, 2003
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schmid

someone who loves to mow lawns and usually has in a chaw. they often try to be redneck and also have a menstration cycle. often seen without a shirt and always has to have a girlfriend to feed emotions to
gah that person is a schmid, showing up to tom and barrys without a shirt and a dip in while texting his girlfriend
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Schmidtten

awe-struck, suddenly with deep feeling, to be smitten with a Schmidt!
Oh, I'm so schmidtten over you!
by loveacrossoceans December 12, 2010
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schmitzy

perspire, to sweat
Its schmitzy as hell outside!
by vandango March 19, 2009
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schmidty

When a manager offers a monetary raise to an employee if the employee has sex with said manager. As the manager reaches climax he turns to the employee and says, "by the way, your fired"
guy1: we need to get rid of that girl
guy2: ill take her home tonight and schmidty her
by genevakiller November 17, 2009
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