Schlen

Being high. After one consumes cannabis.

I'm nice and Schlen mate

by Chazwarn96 July 29, 2011

Schlenker

Noun: A versatile eating utensil, usually a spork with a jagged edge for cutting and a straw for a handle. See verb form: "to Schlenk".

1) John: "Gee, Cyndi, I am so very confused by all of the silverware at the table right now."

Cyndi: "Silly, you should have ordered a Schlenker. It would make eating a snap. And it's only $19.95 if you order now!"

John: "Now I'll be able to eat lasagna, tough steak, and chocolate pudding while drinking out of a juice box at the same time! Thanks, Schlenker!"

by ShrEnjoy August 23, 2011

schmangle dangle

when you fuck someone up really bad no matter what activity you are doing

"holy shit that kid just got the schmangle dangle!!"
"holy shit, janine just gave him the schmangley dangleys!!!"

by kbone July 31, 2013

Schmeak

A tiny penis no bigger than a Vienna sausage

Ex. "Look, he got the schmeak!"

by Jon Buttfuck October 17, 2015

Scheno

A very nice loving kid who loves just everything he can ask for. Also a sheno can be very dangerous. Sometimes they go crazy like a animal that want to mate

Wow sometimes he acts like Scheno but sometimes he also acts like a Scheno

by Hdkjdjcnxn November 1, 2017

Schmangled

When something is distorted.

“What is that?”

“I can’t tell, the image is all schmangled

by Jillnye February 21, 2018

schenkenator

A fucking badass prostitute who likes to call people cunts and dunk like a fucking God. She doesnt give a single fuck about what yall lil shits think about her gogo boots because she is ro beast man!!! She listens to Taylor Swift and is a fucking God. She can deepthroat a $5 footlong and get milked at the same time. Shes a fucking GOD! Okay? GODDDDD!!!!

Yall hatin on them schenkenator! SO Fuck OFF!

by gdhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj April 9, 2018