schlongingdingle

german term for deez nutz

big schlongingdingle

by joanbiden August 2, 2024

Schooning

To raise and activate the sail known as the "schoon." Commonly used by amateurs with aspirations of sailing but are poor and live landlocked so they're best attempt is in using nautical terms in their everyday life.

Once I graduate and my industry is booming, I'll be schooning.

by Harold Bungus September 14, 2023

Schlonking

When you rail a bitch and then you cum on her back and jump on it and rub around till stuck

BRO I WAS SCHLONKING JESSICA LAST NIGHT!

Really bro?

by The InTIMMAYdator December 20, 2023

schwooning

The passion or drive that leads to masterbation to the point of fainting with your tears as lubricant.

I was so exhausted and dried up after schwooning.

by The_ cock_a_doodle_doo January 4, 2024

Schmooving

A funky series of dance moves or a cool action.

Guy 1: Whoa, check out that guy's moves! He's schmooving!
Guy 2: I know!

by 9832ks June 4, 2024

schlorking

It means jizzing in someone's ear and taking a spoon and mixing the jizz and ear wax together and eating it.

Example 1:
Person 1 "Did you go to her house?"
Person 2 "Yeah we were schlorking all night"

Example 2:
"Hey Shawty, get ready to get schlorked!"

Example 3:
"Wanna schlork later?"

Example 4:
"Uhh I'm such a schlorker"

by Avi Dulitsky-Tenner March 18, 2024

scalloping

Extracting the eyes from a person but not breaking the nerves while there still alive.(funky masochism)

i always do scalloping to people i dont like.

by man withoutmorals April 12, 2024